Wanking Simulator Steam news

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• Review score77% positive
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• Release dateMar 19, 2020
• DeveloperSIG Publishing
• PublisherSIG Publishing

Genres: Action, Adventure, Indie, Simulation

Company pages: Developer: SIG PublishingPublisher: SIG Publishing

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Wanking Simulator Steam news

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Latest Steam announcements

• Release day - informations - 19 March 2020

  Hello everyone! Wanking Simulator will be released on TODAY. Wanking Simulator is an uncompromising game distinguished by a unique gameplay model and absurd humour. Previously mentioned Wankhan DLC will be pre-included in base game version, so you don't have to download anything more. And IT'S FREE. Release time was set to 17:00 CET. Available in-game languages: 11 (English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Turkish) https://store.steampowered.com/app/1007840/Wanking_Simulator #ABOUT GAME The game offers several different modes, including an extensive story mode. The story campaign consists of 6 diverse missions, which take place in the city of Gay Bay, a giant office, on another planet and inside an alien ship. You will be also able to play additional modes – challenges (5 missions), arena (fighting off waves of enemies), parkour (…

• Wankhan DLC coming (for free!) - 12 February 2020

  Well, Wankhan DLC is a real thing now, and it's coming for free in the full release! What's it about, you might ask. Winston travels to Wankhan after discovering a new virus: Fapid-19. Some bad guys have stolen the cure, and our mission is to get it back before they destroy it, and to save mankind from this terrible disease. Also, don't get yourself infected in the process! 4-5 quests to complete, a huge, mesmerizing location; what else does the universe need from Wankhan DLC? To clarify, I'm making fun of this damn virus, not people who suffer from it - and to those people, I wish you health.

• Wanking Simulator: Wuhan DLC (?) - 30 January 2020

  There's no shame to say what I'm about to say, it is yet another day of me wanking and working drunk on this game. This damn virus needs to go away for sure, but before it does, let's piss it off with a Wuhan DLC. Well, um, it's obviously not confirmed, but whatcha think? Is it a good idea? Winston Gay wants to visit Wuhan to help it's inhabitants fight off the virus Just in case, it's a joke. I really hope this virus will be eliminated soon, and I wish a quick recovery to everyone who's suffering from it.

• Full Version Content - 28 January 2020

  Hello there, fellow gentlemen. I would like to inform you all that the full version is still in work, but thankfully, not much is left for me to wank into it. No idea who this guy is, but he exists Full version of the game will include following things (and many more, that's not all): 6 story missions - each takes 5-30 minutes to complete; and obviously provides new, fun stuff 2 new game modes - Wank to Live and Challenges New in-game activities & items (weapons etc.) Global Score Leaderboard New in-game settings (for example Funny terrain - makes moveable things react differently, they fly around like crazy, it's fun to look at) Obviously, those are only the things that have come to my mind at the moment, but there will be much more. What else can I say, stay tuned.

• Create your own skin, which might end up in the full game! - 5 January 2020

  The demo has been released a few days ago, and I'm hoping everyone is having fun wanking. Wanking Simulator allows you to change the skin of your character - as of now, there are currently 4 skins, and I'd love to see what you guys can make out of this fine texture: Winston Texture If your work is good enough, it has a high chance of ending up in the final product. Send your entries in this thread / PM me on Steam / via e-mail: [email protected]

• Wanking Simulator DEMO is now available on Steam! - 3 January 2020

  The best wanking experience is known to mankind, from the comfort of your home. Visit Gay Bay and deliver some delightful changes to the town's community. DEMO is now available for FREE on Steam! WANK NOW: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1212000

• SCP's my bro - 15 November 2019

  Yeah. As I promised, here goes the Alien mission, in which you gotta rescue your old alien fellow, Jimmy. He's being contained by some bad people. Most people should be able to recognize SCP-173. He's usually seen as a bad thing - not today. He will help you free Jimmy, and possibly make an appearance later in the game. After a long wait I can say Wanking Simulator is very close to being finished, be prepared for the release in the upcoming months. It has come a long way, and wanking has never been so entertaining.

• Story Mode Progress - 1 November 2019

  Hey, it's been quite a while since I posted here. I wasn't laying the whole time in bed, mind you, I've been working hard on this magnificent product that will change lives forever (for worse, or better, that's up to an individual). The Story Mode is almost half way done by this point. It will provide you with an amazing experience of wanking & wreaking havoc in Gay Bay, along with a not so terrible story which can't be worse than these action movies nowadays. A simpler list of changes: A hover-car New Winston skins New characters Voice Acting for Winston & other fellows Air Balloon (don't ask what it's for) New spells (Gay Tornado, Pony Spell etc.) Side missions (Car Delivery, Race, Basketball) A minimap New items New story mission: "John Rescue", basically breaking John D*ck out of a police station The full release might be coming in the next few months, and earlier we'll release a ne…

• Baguette and Aliens - 17 August 2019

  https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2F0b11947e78d416b1d30dc8e96d791dfc0a39580c.jpg Policeman on his duty After two months of silence, my man is back with some new stuff to show. Other than wanking, this amazing game will allow you to experience most of the drugs that aren't legal in our real, boring world. https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2F5871258b37b541924c725f883bf0db884348430a.jpg Now, that is a new information. Winston has an overwhelming fear of baguettes - and as you can see, once LSD is taken, baguette men will come after you. Fight them off and let Winston thrive from fighting his phobia. https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2F7dc978ac280ca6d69f83b9543c051b280bf97bd1.jpg Other than that, there's one new character that might interest some of you. I'm planning to ad…

• John D*ck is in the game - 14 June 2019

  https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2F490130a725ba88dd3c0eb983077ec943fe3af95a.jpg We all know at this point that Reanu Keeves is an absolute unit and a legend. He had to appear in this production as John D*ck, I couldn't let it pass. Yeah, I know he doesn't look 100% like him, but let's enjoy what we have. What exactly will be his role in the game? You will be able to spawn him and wank together, collecting more points than ever. Thank you for your attention, fine gentleman. https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2Ff047b9f952b2f2b736750339aaef0b4e04a4a820.jpg

• Characters Update - 19 May 2019

  Hey, it's me again, cuming coming in with another, tiny update on the project. Lots of people have been asking about what kind of characters we will be able to play as - I'll clear it up right now. So far you can play either as HowToBasic or Ricardo and obviously the one and only, Winston Gay. I couldn't get him to stand still and take a photo, his urge to wank was too big. Who else should I add? Donald Trump? https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2Fbaa0231b68967a4345baf23fb8cfeb44eddbeb07.jpg HowToBasic and Ricardo having fun together, as seen on the picture Each character will have his own special sound effect (HowToBasic screams his head off for example), that we can use to get attention from NPCs. I have also been adding some fine effects, to improve the wanking experience to the fullest. This is one of 3 abilities - a protective barrier that push…

• Weapon Update - 12 May 2019

  Hey, here's the dev! I wanted to give a quick update on how the game's going - currently I've been adding weapons into the game. Started with a shovel, will add many more, like baseball bats, hammers etc. https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2F5f1c774049e470e80bbb3533d96e8dc652f549d5.jpg To people who asked if the game is like Postal - yes, kinda. There will be 5 days and each day our protagonist has different 'things' to get off his checklist. Wanted to mention special abilities too, like shown below. Use them when you feel like things are getting out of hand (yeah). https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F35023805%2Fd613c5d427925157f0c976830f4177fa325b9ace.png And also if anyone has any ideas of stuff that I could add into the game, then go ahead and post them here. Stay tuned for more :)