Flat Earths! overview

Overview

Flat Earths! comes from Ponywolf, Mutated Software and is published by Ponywolf, LLC. It arrived on Steam on Feb 27, 2020, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Shared/Split Screen PvP, Shared/Split Screen, Full controller support, Remote Play Together, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Flat Earths!'s latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 03:03:23 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 92% positive across 12 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Flat Earths! is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Flat Earths! has sold up to 390 units and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Flat Earths! overview details

Flat Earths! combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation. . JUST DON'T BOTHER! IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple. Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB. STAY WOKE! As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!? 1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity Toggleable 'goodies' to increase things like player speed, opponents' size, and general insanity A general thumb in the eye of science and rational thought .

SteamPulse editorial summary

Flat Earths! is listed as a game with Free to play. It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Shared/Split Screen PvP, Shared/Split Screen, Full controller support, Remote Play Together, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Casual, and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 03:03:23 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 92% positive reviews.

Overview tags

ActionIndieCasual4 Player LocalArcadeLocal Co-Op

Support and legal notes

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.