Pension Day overview

Overview

Pension Day comes from Julian Henley and is published by Julian Henley. It arrived on Steam on Sep 3, 2019, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Pension Day's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 20:04:53 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 0% positive across 2 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Pension Day is available in 1 languages including:

regional rating details listed by Steam when available

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Pension Day has sold up to 60 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $42. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Pension Day overview details

Pension Day combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Don't you just hate it when you need to be somewhere and those pesky old folks are clogging the sidewalks, impeding your progress? If so you are not alone. Hugo Banchee is a testosterone-fueled hulk of a man with serious anger management issues and he is in a hurry to get to the gym. Trouble is, it happens to be Pension Day. Hugo knows his route will be blocked by dithering, doddering old people who flock to the Post Office each Tuesday to pick up their pension payments. Even Hugo's therapist cannot seem to calm him down this time! Can Hugo reach his destination without upsetting too many old people? Or will he bump into so many that his overwrought heart will implode, leaving him dying in the street? You must preserve some semblance of Hugo's respect for the elderly long enough for him to reach the sanctuary of his beloved gym in Julian Henley's latest hilarious social commentary on modern life! Gameplay The game mechanics are deceptively simple (you will master them immediately but die many times). As Hugo walks up the road you must control his direction using the arrow keys thereby preventing collisions with other characters and vehicles. Colliding with the elderly characters will enrage Hugo, putting stress on his heart and reducing his health. Hugo's health is also dented by colliding with moving vehicles. Helping an old man across the road is a calming experience and will boost Hugo's health, as will catching tranquilizing capsules which occasionally fall in Hugo's path. Keep Hugo alive long enough and you will eventually reach the destination and victory!

SteamPulse editorial summary

Pension Day is listed as a game with $0.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action and Casual. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 20:04:53 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and review score data when available.

Overview tags

ActionCasualArcadePixel Graphics2DCartoonyFunnyLinearSingleplayer

Content descriptors

There is a small amount of mildly offensive language.

Support and legal notes

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