Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday overview

Overview

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday comes from Choice of Games and is published by Choice of Games. It arrived on Steam on Aug 20, 2020, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 24 September 2026 - 13:26:56 UTC, with a tracked peak near 40. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 50% positive across 22 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday has sold up to 690 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $1,894. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday overview details

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Escape your captors…and endure your rescuers, but don't be late to the ball! When you are kidnapped, you must take charge of your rescue, and reclaim your rightful throne. "Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday" is a 158,000-word interactive comedy by Charles Battersby, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination. Conspirators have imprisoned you in a tower, and are plotting to usurp your throne. And it's your birthday! Take command of the inept but well-intended crew sent to rescue you from your tower–a brazen knight, a snarky amazon, a cursed enchantress, and a humble peasant. Work together to escape your captors, outwitting your foes to make it back to the castle and regain your power as royal Heir. But first: fight the three-headed chimera, the two-eyed biclops, and a horde of insatiable gnomes! (They're surprisingly dangerous after a few drinks.) Wield swords, magic, or fight with your wits and grace. If all else fails, pummel your enemies with a chamberpot tied to a stick. Play as male, female, or nonbinary, gay, straight, bisexual, or asexual Act like a damsel in distress (or an imperiled person) and let your rescuers do the work, or grab a sword and fight your own battles. Unravel the conspiracy behind your abduction and thwart your scheming siblings. Side with the aristocrats, or join a peasant rebellion. Gain stature to prove that you are the one true Heir. Harness fairy magic to bewilder and defeat your foes! Disguise yourself as an Elder Vampire, st…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Kidnapped! A Royal Birthday is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, and RPG. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 24 September 2026 - 13:26:56 UTC, a tracked peak of 40, and 50% positive reviews.

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