Don't Be A Baby! overview

Overview

Don't Be A Baby! comes from David Roman Caldera and is published by Caldera Peak Studios. It arrived on Steam on Apr 14, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Full controller support, Gamepad Recommended, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Don't Be A Baby!'s latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 11 October 2026 - 22:11:41 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 9 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Don't Be A Baby! is available in 1 languages including:

2 regional rating boards including dejus and steam germany

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Don't Be A Baby! has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Don't Be A Baby! overview details

Don't Be A Baby! combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Don't Be A Baby! is a humorous and action-packed side-scrolling run and gun game with a twist: instead of changing other objects, the player's bottle weapon shoots in different patterns! With a hilarious narrative, players take on the role of Max Murphy, a baby who has finally had enough of his neglectful mother and decides to venture out into the world on his own. As he navigates through the city's nightlife, Max must use his wits and his trusty bottle weapon to defend himself against a variety of colorful enemies, including drunken partygoers, strippers, and other unsavory characters. Each level is focused on a boss fight, with four bosses having their own unique levels to battle through. The game also features a skateboarding level and a flying level, adding some variety to the gameplay. Now Updated to Version 2.0! Don't Be A Baby! is now in Version 2.0 after partnering with Cosmic Forces, the acclaimed publisher! This major update brings a variety of improvements and fixes to make the experience smoother and more enjoyable, including bug fixes, updated controls, audio fixes, and other gameplay improvements. Whether you're jumping into Max Murphy's chaotic adventure for the first time or returning for another playthrough, Version 2.0 is the best way to experience Don't Be A Baby! The game is packed with 12 unique songs, a free demo, and 4 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3D. - 12 levels - 5 boss's with 3 having their own levels. - 4 weapons - 1 Skateboarding level 1 Flying level where he is on a drone - 12 Cutscenes - 3 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Don't Be A Baby! is listed as a game with $7.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Full controller support, Gamepad Recommended, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Adventure, and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 11 October 2026 - 22:11:41 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

Support and legal notes

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