Absurbia: A Trashy Satire of Suburban Outcries overview details
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Steam Store description
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I'm so thrilled to have the distinction of presenting this game in its original format. In my early teens, I first discovered this game when I was browsing images of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ. I was masturbating to his most glorious, divine, and sensual image. Most of his illustrations depict a man with well-defined cheekbones, a great bulbous nose, white porcelain skin, and furry eyebrows that could tickle my feet sour. The mere thought of his soft skin touching my legs and that tempestuous mouth moistening my toes stammered a deep moan from my lips, cut only by the light shivering of my body. I bit my lower lip, as I imagined myself kneeling against Jesus Christ, then lifting Christ's garments and kissing the space between his legs. He would look to the heavens, as he'd struggle to submit to the pleasure and temptation of my devilish tongue. His eyes rolled above and his eyelids spastically told me I was doing my seduction well. I massaged his ankles. I rubbed my thumbs against the penetration of his lower joints. He grasped at his robe and told me to hurry. I noticed something bumping against my forehead...his erect penile blessing. As I sped up my wank, I positioned my teeth to accept his invitation. I was near my climax. "Holy Mary Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of your death. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, blessed are thou amongst women, and blessed are the fruits of thy womb Jesus." As his name escaped my lips, cum spread amongst my legs, not unlike the power of his almighty…
SteamPulse editorial summary
Absurbia: A Trashy Satire of Suburban Outcries is listed as a game with $5.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 13:06:03 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 33% positive reviews.
Content descriptors
Trigger warning for themes, jokes/mockery, discussions, indications, and literary depictions of/about Rape, Elder Abuse, Beastiality, Coprophilia, Coprophagia, Urophilia, Podophilia, Pica, Bad Language, Racial Slurs, Smoking, Drug Use, Glue-Sniffing, Alcohol Abuse, Violence, Mental Disability, Physical Disability, Torture, Lesbianism, Flagellation, Religion, Religious Perversion, Misogyny, Misandry, Misanthrope, Other Sexual Themes, Violence, Feet Bounding, Self-harm, Human Trafficking, etc. If you are uncomfortable or are easily offended by such, it is strongly advised for you to not play this game or take it with a tremendous amount of salt. The game is made for a highly niche audience, and so it might not be everyone’s usual outing.
