Hedgie Simulator overview

Overview

Hedgie Simulator comes from Eltar and is published by Eltar. It arrived on Steam on Sep 16, 2021, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Hedgie Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 02:00:59 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 5 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Hedgie Simulator is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Hedgie Simulator has sold up to 150 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $372. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Hedgie Simulator overview details

Hedgie Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Trapped within the offices of a large hedge fund called Sipadel Finance. It's your job to take a sip and make the apes dip. Hedgie simulator is a satire/joke perspective of how hedge funds operate. As the player, you work as a hedge fund manager trying to make the big bucks. This is a clicker game where you will click to short stocks until you are able to unlock auto-clickers. This game is for all intensive purposes a satire depiction of Hedge Funds. Depicting them as not having a clue on what they are doing. The simplest way I could think of doing that was with a Clicker Type game. In this game you will short stocks by slowly and rapidly clicking the short button which in turn will generate cash. You can then use this cash to upgrade your shorting position or buy auto-shorters to make money passively. Game Features: Short Sell Why buy your own shares? when you can just barrow someone elses? This is the age old question, hedgies ask themselves as a quick way to double their money. Short stocks by clicking. The faster you click the more you short. Chance Chests Lucky or unlucky random events used by open one of three chests. This could aid you or hinder you on your path to Hedgie Glory. Naked Short The market price getting too high for your liking? Just naked short it. Watch everyone dip while you sip on a nice cup of coffee. Allowing your shorts to profit. Doubling your auto-shorting income for a limited time. Deploy FUD You ever think social media was a mistake. Watching communities work together to grow a stock, well now you have a solution. Just deploy FUD. Maybe pay…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Hedgie Simulator is listed as a game with $3.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 02:00:59 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

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