- Chop Goblins is on PS5! - 22 October 2025
Chop Goblins is now available on the PlayStation 5!https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UB0622-PPSA21754_00-0362910920626023That's about all there is to say. Enjoy!
- Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate is OUT NOW - 6 March 2025
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3111080/Secret_Agent_Wizard_Boy_and_the_International_Crime_Syndicate/ Use magic spells and military surplus explosives to topple an evil crime syndicate hidden beneath a prestigious wizarding school. Learn spells, engage in espionage, and spread lore-unfriendly chaos. Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate is a comedic sandbox with a complete lack of safety nets or boundaries. Players are free to indulge in the full abject chaos of untethered physics simulations and uncontainable emergent gameplay, using a toolkit of magical spells and items to solve problems in ways we cannot hope to balance against. Wizard Boy can also team up with other Wizard Boys in cooperative(?) multiplayer to explore (blow up) the castle together and thwart the evil International crime syndicate S.P.I.D.E.R once and for all! FEATURES A multitude of spell…
- Butcher's Creek is out now! - 23 January 2025
A troubled loner with a hunger for cinematic gore finds himself on the other side of the camera when rumors of authentic snuff videotapes lead him to an abandoned cabin near Butcher's Creek, Pennsylvania. What starts as illicit urban exploration becomes a fight for survival when he's captured by a gang of sadistic killers. Now his only option is to pick up a box cutter, a hammer, a pickaxe, or whatever else is at hand, and unleash a little video violence of his own. FEATURES Use hammers, axes, pipes, 2x4s, box cutters, and more to brutalize anything that stands between you and freedom When all else fails, the level itself can be a weapon. Kick props into enemies, or enemies into environment hazards. Photograph gruesome murder scenes to fulfill your dark desires and regain lost health Explore decaying farmhouses, collapsing factories, and seedy strip clubs in a forgotten corner of the Ap…
- Demo for 'Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate is now available - 14 October 2024
DEMO AVAILABLE NOW https://store.steampowered.com/app/3281870/Secret_Agent_Wizard_Boy_and_the_International_Crime_Syndicate_Demo/ TRAILER: https://youtu.be/zZUtbPIZyaY?si=CF-VtU4Uz0YVL78o Secret Agent Wizard Boy was a normal Wizard Boy on his way to his first year at Wizard School until he received a message from MI6. "Wizard Boy," it said. "We've received intel that the headmaster of Wizard School, Grumblemort, is the leader of a criminal organization named S.P.I.D.E.R. We need you to investigate!" And so Wizard Boy started his first year at Wizard School, trying to uncover the mysteries that lay before him. Secret Agent Wizard Boy is a sandbox wizard sim that can be played alone or in cooperative(?) multiplayer. Explore (blow up) the castle, find secrets, solve puzzles, and discover the mystery hidden deep in the castle. FEATURES: A multitude of spells to learn and inflict on others P…
- Butcher's Creek demo available now! - 10 October 2024
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3144590/Butchers_Creek_Demo/ The demo for Butcher's Creek is now available to download and play! This demo features the introduction and first level of the full game and should take about 30 minutes to complete. It will remain available (and free) for the foreseeable future.
- The Pony Factory is out now! - 18 January 2024
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2536530/The_Pony_Factory/ Winston arrived at a solution to the moral decay of his town. He called out to hell, and hell answered. The human body could, hell promised, be twisted and stretched into a kinder, more equine shape. Winston's town, now filled with ignorant hate-mongers, could instead be filled with magical ponies, if he could provide a factory in which to make them. Winston thought they would be beautiful, gentle, and good. Hell had other plans... The Pony Factory is a short action/horror game inspired by Doom 3, with a darkly comedic story, striking black and white visual style, and visceral FPS gameplay. This is an updated standalone release of the original game, which was created in 7 days as part of the Dread X Collection 1. FEATURES Meaty FPS combat against highly agile foes who will attempt to evade and flank you. Darkness is your enemy…
- The Soundtrack for Chop Goblins is Now Available Everywhere! - 8 January 2024
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- Steam officially recognizes boomer shooters, so here are 6 of the best - 5 January 2024
Like it or not, 'boomer shooters' are here to stay. Steam now officially recognizes the moniker as the go-to description for the throwback FPS games, with Valve adding the term as a Steam category that developers and users can tag games with. It's a term that signifies a throwback to the heady days of classic, fast-paced shooters such as Doom, Quake, Hexen, and Heretic, typically matched with retro graphics reminiscent of the '90s and early '00s. Read the rest of the story... RELATED LINKS: Doom meets dark fantasy as beloved FPS game gets prequel on Steam Fantastic retro FPS game Amid Evil gets expansion pack and VR edition
- HOTFIX 1.41a - 2 December 2023
- Loading Once Again mode with pre-anniversary data will no longer cause unplayable errors, although you likely won't have all your items and upgrades unfortunately. - If you would like to finish a playthrough of One Again mode with your inventory intact, you can opt into the "pre-anniversary" branch on Steam
- Anniversary Update! - 1 December 2023
Chop Goblins is (almost) one year old! Well, technically it will be one year old on December 12th, but that's two days after both Dusk and Doom are having big anniversary milestones so... we're doing a Chop Goblins anniversary celebration today instead! Here's what the Anniversary Update brings to the game... NEW WEAPONS Enjoy two powerful new weapons... the Scattergun and the Six Shooter. These will replace the Flintlock and Street Sweeper respectively if you turn on "Alt Weapons" on the difficulty selection screen, but you can still use both the Flintlock and Street Sweeper by hitting the corresponding weapon selection key twice. Which means that it is now both easy and effective to quickswap between all six weapons, if you want to try playing Chop Goblins like it's Doom Eternal. You should, it's fun. BETTER DAGGER A bit, at least. The dagger now attacks slightly faster and does sligh…
- Squirrel Stapler is OUT NOW! - 12 September 2023
It's an early Fall miracle! Squirrel Stapler is out now! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2535830/Squirrel_Stapler/
- Chop and Zortch! - 1 September 2023
Get the quirky FPS hidden gem Zortch for only $4.24 if you own Chop Goblins, with the CHOP AND ZORTCH bundle! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/34615/Chop_and_Zortch/
- God is coming, September 15th... - 24 August 2023
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2535830/Squirrel_Stapler/ IT IS TIME TO HUNT THE SQUIRRELS... A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror, and a new and improved standalone version is coming September 15th! IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN... Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger! Lure even bigger squirrel…
- This madcap five buck microshooter just got a surprise free content update - 6 May 2023
Dusk creator David Szymanski has been busy, cranking out two fantastic micro games in the past year, one of which is being made into a movie . The other, more recent project, Chop Goblins , is a far more arcadey and carefree affair than Iron Lung, and the half-hour FPS just got an update with new levels and features ... Read more.
- Free Content Update: Remix Levels and more! - 5 May 2023
Version 1.3 brings free new content to Chop Goblins, in the form of 5 bonus remix levels and Nilbog Mode, along with bigfixes. BONUS REMIX LEVELS Play through more challenging remixed and re-ordered versions of the five levels, featuring adjustments to times of day, enemy spawns, weapon progression, and more! NILBOG MODE Nilbog Mode lets you play through mirrored versions of levels both new and old. CABINET OF CURIOSITIES Update 1.3 is free to all players, but if you want to "pay" for it you can purchase the Cabinet of Curiosities DLC for 99 cents, which features a collection of Chop Goblins wallpapers, avatars, memes (by the ever-great Kino Fabino), and more! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409650/Chop_Goblins__Cabinet_of_Curiosities/ FULL CHANGELOG Added remixed levels! Added Nilbog Mode (mirror mode) UI interaction prompt will now scale properly to lower resolutions Keyboard can…
- Update 1.3 on testing branch - 24 April 2023
Update 1.3 is now on the testing branch, for anyone who wants to help test it! This update will add bonus remixed levels, a mirror mode ("Nilbog mode") and several bug fixes. To access the testing branch, right click on the game in your Steam library, click "properties," then "betas" and select the "testing" branch. For a full list of changes, consult "changelog.txt" in the Chop Goblins install folder.
- Trading Cards and Soundtrack! - 13 March 2023
Steam trading cards and points shop items are now live for Chop Goblins! Featuring backgrounds by Dusk comic artist Jacob (@TheComradeVideo) and emotes by top Gloomwood breaker Blasko (@blasko_art). And of course... trading cards to collect! Additionally, the full OST is now available on Steam as well as bandcamp https://store.steampowered.com/app/2268010/Chop_Goblins_Soundtrack/ So what's next for Chop Goblins? Well, I have a bit of free extra content in the works that should land some time in the next few months. And who knows, maybe the future holds a sequel...
- Version 1.21 - 12 March 2023
Version 1.21 Added controller bindings to keybind menu Fixed issue where joystick sensitivity varied depending on game framerate. Keybinds may need to be reset to defaults for this fix to be applied.
- Blood and Goblins! - 28 February 2023
Introducing the Blood and Goblins bundle! If you own either Iron Lung or Chop Goblins, you can get the other game for an additional 10% off! Or, if you don't own either one... get them both for an additional 10% off! Unknowable claustrophobic horror followed by upbeat Goblin slaughter: the perfect way to spend an evening! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/30428/Blood_and_Goblins/
- Version 1.2 - 26 February 2023
Version 1.2 Added ability to rebind controls! Subway car in Streets now respects game volume settings Removed some distortion from the main menu as it made text slightly hard to read on some displays Fixed issue where crosshair wouldn't scale correctly to lower resolutions
