SPSTEAMPULSELIVE ANALYTICS
Mayonnaise Simulator

Mayonnaise Simulator overview

Take A Nuke | May 13, 2022 | game

Released

1players observed · 22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC

ActionSimulationSteam Store

  • Latest observed players1 · 22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC
  • SteamPulse tracked peak5
  • Units sold (VGI)12,720
  • Revenue (VGI)No data available
  • Review score96% positive

Mayonnaise Simulator dated player observations, monthly player trends, reviews, and game metadata are tracked on SteamPulse.

  • Latest observed players1 · 22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC
  • SteamPulse tracked peak5
  • Units sold (VGI)12,720
  • Revenue (VGI)No data available
  • Review score96% positive
  • Total reviews413
  • Release dateMay 13, 2022
  • DeveloperTake A Nuke
  • PublisherGroup of Goblins

Genres: Action, Simulation

Company pages: Developer: Take A NukePublisher: Group of Goblins

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Game overview

Overview

Mayonnaise Simulator comes from Take A Nuke and is published by Group of Goblins. It arrived on Steam on May 13, 2022, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Mayonnaise Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 1 players at 22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC, with a tracked peak near 5. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 96% positive across 413 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Mayonnaise Simulator is available in 1 languages including:

English

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

PlatformTypeOSProcessorMemoryGraphicsStorage
WindowsMinimum64-bit Windows 10Intel Core i5 or Equivalent8 GB RAMAMD Radeon HD 4870 X2, NVIDIA GeForce GTS 45060 MB available space
WindowsRecommended64-bit Windows 10Intel Core i5 or Equivalent8 GB RAMAMD Radeon HD 4870 X2, NVIDIA GeForce® GTX 97060 MB available space

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Mayonnaise Simulator has sold up to 12,720 units and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Detailed game overview

Mayonnaise Simulator overview details

Mayonnaise Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

You play as a jar of mayonnaise who has to launch mayo at some bottles before they get to you. You will have to jump around to avoid them as they approach because if they touch you too many times, you lose. Stay on the shelf and stay alive. Game includes third person shooting Minor 'platforming' Jumping jar of mayonnaise Aggressive condiments (ketchup, mustard, relish, and bbq sauce) Mayo splat sound

SteamPulse editorial summary

Mayonnaise Simulator is listed as a game with Free to play. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 1 players at 22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC, a tracked peak of 5, and 96% positive reviews.

Overview facts

FieldValue
GameMayonnaise Simulator
Steam App ID1978760
Typegame
Release dateMay 13, 2022
DeveloperTake A Nuke
PublisherGroup of Goblins
PriceFree to play
PlatformsWindows
GenresAction, Simulation
CategoriesSingle-player, Family Sharing
Supported languagesEnglish
WebsiteNot available

Player and review overview

MetricValue
Latest observed players1 · 22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC
SteamPulse tracked peak5
Positive reviews397
Negative reviews16
Total reviews413
Positive percent96%
Review typeVery Positive
RecommendationsNot available
Average playtimeNot available

SteamPulse record freshness

FieldValue
Steam release dateMay 13, 2022
Official Steam feed update (UTC)4 December 2022 - 20:57:09 UTC
SteamPulse last record update (UTC)22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC
Live player count updated (UTC)22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC
Store metadata updated (UTC)22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC

Highlighted achievements

AchievementDescription
MAYOSIM FANNo description
2500 DESTROYEDNo description
5000 DESTROYEDNo description
100 HEALTHNo description

Support and legal notes

FieldValue
Support email[email protected]
Support URLNot available
Legal noticeDon't do anything crazy with it

References

Official and third-party reference links for checking this Steam app outside SteamPulse.

ReferenceLink
SteamPulse canonicalhttps://steampulse.org/game/1978760
Steam Storehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1978760/
Steam Communityhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/1978760
PCGamingWiki search
IGDB searchSearch IGDB for Mayonnaise Simulator

Game FAQ

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.

What is the latest observed Steam activity for Mayonnaise Simulator?

Mayonnaise Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation records 1 players at 22 September 2026 - 19:51:17 UTC, with a tracked peak of 5 concurrent players in the available SteamPulse record. The tracked peak is the highest value stored by SteamPulse and may not cover activity from before tracking began.

Is Mayonnaise Simulator growing or declining recently?

September 2026 is still in progress. The month-to-date average is 0 players; the highest observed daily value is 1 players. Available values are provisional and will continue changing until the UTC month closes. The completed comparison month is August 2026.

What country-level audience data is available for Mayonnaise Simulator?

In the observed sample of public reviewer profiles with a visible country, the leading shares are United States (39.3%), Canada (13.1%), United Kingdom (8.3%). The separate directional player-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (34.4%), Canada (10.4%), United Kingdom (7.6%). The directional follower-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (43.4%), Canada (10.8%), United Kingdom (7.3%). The directional wishlist-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (29.5%), Canada (8.8%), China (7.2%). Only the reviewer view is based on observed public profile countries; the other percentages are modeled relative weights, not verified account locations or country-level user counts.

What does the Steam review footprint look like for Mayonnaise Simulator?

Mayonnaise Simulator currently sits at 96% positive across 413 Steam reviews tracked by SteamPulse, including 397 positive reviews and 16 negative reviews. Steam labels the current review summary as Very Positive.

How much follower and Twitch attention does Mayonnaise Simulator have?

Mayonnaise Simulator currently has about 99 tracked Steam followers as of 25 January 2026 - 00:00:00 UTC. On Twitch, SteamPulse is matching roughly 0 live viewers across 0 active streams for the game's category.

What is the current Steam price for Mayonnaise Simulator?

Mayonnaise Simulator is currently listed as free to play on Steam, so there is no paid entry price to compare against an older baseline. SteamPulse still keeps tracking store state, discount fields, and future pricing changes in case that status changes later.

Reviews, pricing, and metadata

Review summary

Very Positive

96% positive, 397 positive, 16 negative

Price and discount

Free to play

Platforms

Windows

Categories

Single-player, Family Sharing

Achievements

4

Platform releases
  • Steam 13 May 2022

System requirements

Minimum requirements

Minimum: OS: 64-bit Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 or Equivalent Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 4870 X2, NVIDIA GeForce GTS 450 Storage: 60 MB available space

Recommended requirements

Recommended: OS: 64-bit Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 or Equivalent Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 4870 X2, NVIDIA GeForce® GTX 970 Storage: 60 MB available space

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