Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation overview

Overview

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation comes from Portland Caviar and is published by Portland Caviar. It arrived on Steam on Feb 9, 2024, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, Remote Play on TV, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 1 players at 4 October 2026 - 07:54:47 UTC, with a tracked peak near 31. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 82% positive across 224 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation is available in 6 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation has sold up to 6,960 units and has 214 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $45,539. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation overview details

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Hello! Captain Firehawk is the first game developed by Portland Caviar, a duo of developers pursuing their dreams. It's a simple game designed to experiment aesthetically with the look of old CRT TVs, arcades, and 80s & 90s anime. About the Game A shooter where your bullets strip off clothing pieces from giant, skyscraper-sized women ! Inspired by many classics from the golden age of arcades, Captain Firehawk pays respect to the Shoot 'Em Up genre, putting a comedic and raunchy twist on the classic formula. When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one team can stand against these formidable foes and set things right: Emmy the engineer, Dr. Unit, the cinematographer robot, and Captain Firehawk, a pizza guy with a pilot's license. They must rely on their wits, quick reflexes and - of course - Firehawk's legendary retro gaming skills! Retro Love Letter: PC-98-inspired graphics paired with 21st-century sensibilities! Hot Anime Ladies: Meet and befriend a colorful cast of sexy gals! Nudity & Clothing Destruction: Shoot 'em up to strip them down! Giantesses Gallery: When you beat a level, a giantess will be able to be observed on their stage with pan, zoom and clothing controls. Dr. Unit's Private Gallery: A gallery showcasing how each giantess was captured! By reaching 100% progress in each stage, a special animation will be unlocked. Progress is based on the amount of money raised, which is cumulative, so with skill, you can unlock new content in just a few tries - or even on your first! Streaming-friendly censored mode…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation is listed as a game with $9.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, Remote Play on TV, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 1 players at 4 October 2026 - 07:54:47 UTC, a tracked peak of 31, and 82% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

Captain Firehawk is a shoot 'em up with graphic depictions of sexual interactions between consenting adults. Mature content in this game includes but is not limited to: - Lewd Language - Foreplay and Sex

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