Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher overview

Overview

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher comes from Intelligible Games and is published by Intelligible Games. It arrived on Steam on Mar 28, 2023, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 2 players at 26 September 2026 - 08:12:17 UTC, with a tracked peak near 9. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 97% positive across 273 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher has sold up to 9,300 units and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher overview details

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality. The classic game, rebuilt for Steam! Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE! A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor. If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to: Greatly polished presentation! Higher resolution assets across the board! New 16:9 layout! Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general! New gameplay features! Controller Support! Achievements! Dynamic conversation logging! The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want! Additional script polish! A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird! Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil. Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...

SteamPulse editorial summary

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is listed as a game with Free to play. It supports Windows and macOS, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Adventure, Indie, and Free To Play. SteamPulse's latest observation records 2 players at 26 September 2026 - 08:12:17 UTC, a tracked peak of 9, and 97% positive reviews.

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