- Give Vitaly the Wood! - 28 July 2026
Hello, friends!You asked for it - we made it happen!Money finally has a purpose!Because now you can Give Vitaly the Wood!To do this, go to the leaderboard in the lobby of Vitaly’s mansion and pick up the Wood underneath it.Catch the evil villain off guard and throw the Wood at him!You’ll earn +1 point and appear on the leaderboard.After 24 hours, the Wood will respawn, allowing you to repeat the ritual.There is also a shop nearby where, for a modest fee, you can buy an additional Wood and climb higher on the leaderboard!The interface works just like in Doom 3 XDTo make earning money easier, several new resource-rich locations have also been added to the game!Happy hunting — go get Vitaly and his cash!Video presentation
- Sea Wolf DLC is 20% off! - 21 January 2026
Hello, my friends! The “Sea Wolf” DLC is currently 20% off. Grab it while it’s cheaper! ːdmvhappyː https://store.steampowered.com/app/3761940/
- Happy New Year, my Friends! - 31 December 2025
Hello, my friends! I want to wish you a Happy New 2026 Year ! May it bring you success in everything you do! New Year Update! - Tons of small tweaks and quality-of-life improvements! - But most importantly — SAVES now works. And they no longer get wiped when you finish the game, no matter which ending you get! Saves are still in beta, so if anything looks suspicious — please report it to me immediately! Love you all — sending kisses to everyone! Happy New Year!
- Fast-o-Fix - 8 December 2025
Hi everyone! A whole bunch of things has been fixed. The most important ones: The Oyster no longer goes berserk and jumps onto the yacht If an item falls into the water, it now respawns on the pier Misbehaving cutscenes have been fixed (freezes, heroine disappearing, etc.) Item highlight rays no longer disappear when moving between locations And a bunch of other, less critical stuff Not everything has been fixed yet, but most of the issues should already be resolved. Thanks for all your feedback, it really helps. Keep sending in any problems and suggestions you find! Have fun! :)
- Sea Wolf DLC is out now! - 5 December 2025
At long last, it finally happened! The "Sea Wolf" DLC is ready for you to dive into! XD Here you can hijack Vitaliy’s luxury yacht and ride off into the sunrise across the Minsk Sea! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3761940 A full reinstall of the game is recommended, because the file structure has been reworked. Also, unfortunately, saves are currently disabled. We are working on bringing them back into the game. And no Mac version for now. It will be added later. To access the DLC location, pick up the corresponding key on Vitaliy’s desk and then find the little house with an anchor outside. Please report any bugs straight away in dedicated thread, they will be fixed as quickly as possible! Thank you all for the support! Have fun!
- Wishlist DLC for Take me, Vitaly! - 29 October 2025
Finaly we wen t through! Take me, Vitaly DLC Steam page is ready for youw Wishlist! 🥰 https://store.steampowered.com/app/3761940/Dogoni_menya_Vitalik__Morskoj_Volk/ Follow and wishlist it to death! ☠️☠️☠️ ❤️❤️❤️
- Flew to St. Petersburg... - 20 September 2025
I'm Something of a video blogger Myself XD Anyway, took a trip to St Petersburg last weekend. Met up with the guys from IXBT (all three of them, yes) and also with Blue Oyster and Evening Toha. We walked around, chatted, hugged, took photos… But that wasn’t the point - we gathered for the CONFA! So, above is my recap video from the indie-game developers’ conference “CONFA 2025”. Yes, exploiting my admin privileges for personal ends - what are you going to do to me? I’m in another city XD By the way! Development of the boat-escape DLC is in full swing! Follow the progress on Telegram: DucatIndie Progress updates go up every day!!!
- Quick fix of Saves, Xmass event and more... - 6 May 2025
Hello everyone! We’ve fixed a few things: The New Year event Some save file issues (e.g., the Easter text wasn’t loading) The coal shovel now shines through walls The Easter scene in the main menu And a couple more bug fixes Have fun!
- Cloud Saves, Easter Story Branch, and Chinese Voiceover! - 1 May 2025
Hey everyone! Thanks a lot for tuning in! Today I'm excited to bring you another game update — hope you enjoy it! ✨ What's new: Save system is finally here! It's still in beta, so expect a few bumps — testing and polish are ongoing. Cloud saves should be working too! Added an Easter story branch! It's short but ends with a full-fledged ending. XD Chinese voiceover! AI-generated, but still cool. Huge thanks to my Chinese buddy 作死 for the invaluable help with the translation! And a bunch of smaller fixes and tweaks XD Have fun! Big hugs and high lifts ❤️
- Italian Voiceover, Outfits and More... - 25 February 2025
Sup! We've finally finished developing the outfits, and now they're ready! Outfits and accessories now display correctly when looking down and in cutscenes. Sexyest Italian voiceover (thanks to Erixstudio). Improved gamepad controls. Now you can play almost perfectly on the Steam Deck. Removed the Linux version. Too many things don't work as they should, and even more don't work at all. Proton handles the Windows version flawlessly! Snow has been removed, but the Christmas's quest is still there. It will move to the upcoming "New Game+" mode in the future. A ton of optimizations. A couple of new hidden fun things—hard to find, but possible! Have fun!
- New year update! - 28 December 2024
Sup! We've got the New Year's update ready! Some highlights: We've made the character skin change system. Now we can make custom outfits! A New Year's quest to lift your spirits :) Gamepad controls fixed. If you've used a gamepad before, I recommend resetting the control settings to "default" You can now slap Vitaly to his juicy ass! Stats at the end of each run + global statistics Censorship for my Chinese friends! Localization of certain things for non-CIS players A bit of optimization. Might not be noticeable due to the snowy weather:) And various minor tweaks Love you all in a gay way! Happy New Year!
- Trading cards, badges, emoticons, backgrounds! - 17 December 2024
Sup! Finally, the time has come when the game has acquired trading cards, badges, and all that stuff! All this is thanks to the warm reception from the players! Thanks to you giving the game to your friends, buying the soundtrack, leaving positive reviews, and interacting in the game community! Thank you, love you all the gay way!
- MUSIC IS AVAILABLE! - 6 December 2024
Sup! You asked for it – I did it! The soundtrack for "Take me, Vitaly" is now available! Exclusively for those who want to support Vitaly's further development! Everyone else is strictly forbidden from purchasing this soundtrack! Don't say you weren't warned! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3367250 Once again, Steam moderation tried, without delving into the details, to slap an Adult Only rating on the game, but justice prevailed! Enjoy!
- New update - 30 November 2024
Sup! What's new: Fixed UI for ultra-wide monitors Added money. For now, it's just for bragging rights and to help new players understand that they need to check EVERY locker :) In the future, we'll let you buy cool stuff with it. Optimized cutscenes—at least, I hope so :) Added proper Japanese text translation by Hiroshi Ashida Added proper Italian text translation by Erixstudio. They're also working on full voice-over Fixed the door on the bobblehead stand—it didn't always open before A bunch of minor tweaks here and there Have fun!
- It must Shine! - 20 November 2024
Sup! You thought we're done? But we're just getting started XD Some optimization Minor bugs Some other minor stuff Have fun!
- Не опять, а снова! - 17 November 2024
Again? Again! XD Additional quality settings (shadows, textures) – even on my Mac, it went down to 26 FPS XD Lots of fixes for Vitalik himself Disabling sounds and rendering when the game is minimized Fixed Vitalik getting stuck in the laundry room with suitcases when the water is turned on Some optimizations And some minor tweaks Have fun!
- Vitaly Settings - 15 November 2024
Sup! Today's update is more serious. Added a setting for Vitalik's aggressiveness. Fixed the trigger for items that fell through the floor – they now return to their original spawn location. Even more optimizations. Some minor tweaks. Have fun!
- Asian Languages - 15 November 2024
This is a post for our Asian friends. I noticed that the game is being sold in China, but there are a lot of refunds coming from there. So, I decided to improve the translation into Asian languages using ChatGPT (previously, it was done with Google Translate). That's it :)
- Fast-o-Fix 2 - 14 November 2024
Sup! Here's what got fixed: While difficulty settings are in progress, I made Vitaly less annoying. Fixed a bug with the car collider that made it impossible to pick up the key. Temporarily disabled the door by the boubbleheads stand. Potential fix for the safe issue in Nightmare mode. Possible fix for lag on high-performance PCs (the game now logs less). Music no longer stops if you exit to the menu and restart the game. Various minor tweaks. Available for Win 64, Win 32, and Mac. Linux coming tomorrow (taking a bit longer to build). Enjoy! XD
- Fast-o-Fix! - 12 November 2024
Hi! Fast-o-Fixes: Vitaly musn't stuck anymore Get in Cover crouching Mouse cursor musn't get out of the screen anymore if you have more than 1 screen Sound and FPS settings "I/He is stuck!" mega-button - resets everybody to their initial points. Grave fixed Hair cliping fixed Have fun!
