DRINK HUMAN BEANS overview

Overview

DRINK HUMAN BEANS comes from Last Dissent and is published by Last Dissent. It arrived on Steam on Dec 17, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

DRINK HUMAN BEANS's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 17:34:57 UTC, with a tracked peak near 5. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 22 reviews.

Language and system requirements

DRINK HUMAN BEANS is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

DRINK HUMAN BEANS has sold up to 377 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $14. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

DRINK HUMAN BEANS overview details

DRINK HUMAN BEANS combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU! Features: Relatable phone-based interaction system. Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment. A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality. Privileges: Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief . Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment. Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field ( Security Clearance Required ). Minimum Qualifications: Must be able to read, quickly. Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces. Able to complete assigned tasks independently. Preferred Qualifications: Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive. Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions. Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving. Strong desire to generate Value. Tinnitus resistance. Morally flexible. Important System Disclosures: Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence . Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability. During outages, compliance with Secur Protoco l will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience. Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real. Genuine human interaction is not available at this time. Disclaimers: *Payment is required prior to engaging in…

SteamPulse editorial summary

DRINK HUMAN BEANS is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Adventure and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 17:34:57 UTC, a tracked peak of 5, and 100% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

This game contains extreme violence and dismemberment. Poorly drawn, vague, sexually suggestive doodles.

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Support and legal notes

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