Squirrel Stapler overview

Overview

Squirrel Stapler comes from David Szymanski and is published by David Szymanski. It arrived on Steam on Sep 11, 2023, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Playable without Timed Input, Stereo Sound, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, Steam, and PlayStation so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Squirrel Stapler's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 4 players at 8 October 2026 - 18:45:01 UTC, with a tracked peak near 92. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 96% positive across 2,347 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Squirrel Stapler is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Squirrel Stapler has sold up to 71,430 units and has 2,069 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $408,533. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Squirrel Stapler overview details

Squirrel Stapler combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II , Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!" IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN... Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger! Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call! Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren't the only alpha predator in the forest! Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more! Meet god! NEW FEATURES AND FIXES The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials Expanded options menu Full controller support Many bug fixes New goodies in the goodies folder Achievements

SteamPulse editorial summary

Squirrel Stapler is listed as a game with $7.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Playable without Timed Input, Stereo Sound, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action. SteamPulse's latest observation records 4 players at 8 October 2026 - 18:45:01 UTC, a tracked peak of 92, and 96% positive reviews.

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