All Noobs must die overview

Overview

All Noobs must die comes from Mango x2 and is published by Mango x2. It arrived on Steam on Sep 14, 2023, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

All Noobs must die's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 25 September 2026 - 03:27:45 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 75% positive across 4 reviews.

Language and system requirements

All Noobs must die is available in 2 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

All Noobs must die has sold up to 120 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $240. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

All Noobs must die overview details

All Noobs must die combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

The Sly Hacker invites you to a deadly tournament! Will you be able to protect the obsidian portal from zombies and survive at any cost? If so, you will receive a reward for the challenge — the fulfillment of your wish! Build traps, use secret levers, have fun and wield cold and firearms in the battle against the massive army of zombie monsters! Strike the levers with your pickaxe to activate rare frost traps or a machine gun-wielding guard! Mine resources with your pickaxe for crafting new weapons at the crafting table! Level up and unlock new traps! Construct your unique defense using traps, turrets, magic towers, and levers! Embark on an adventure — crush and smash zombie and! Features: Heroes: Noob, Pro, Hero Brin, and their girlfriends! A variety of weapons: bows, shotguns, pistols, rifles and of course, a pickaxe! 5 weapon qualities: common (white), uncommon (green), rare (blue), epic (purple), and legendary (yellow). Magical, ancient, and modern traps, turrets, towers, and secret levers! Unique biomes: Monster School, Jail Break, Villager Village! Monster armies: zombies, skeletons and hellish bosses! Big bosses every fifth level! In-game shop with cute and funny animals! Meme Endings — video clips at the end of the game. The Hacker trolls Noob, Pro, Hero Brin, and their girlfriends!

SteamPulse editorial summary

All Noobs must die is listed as a game with $2.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Adventure, Indie, and Strategy. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 25 September 2026 - 03:27:45 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 75% positive reviews.

Support and legal notes

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.