Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop overview

Overview

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop comes from CoproTech Enterprise Solutions and is published by CoproTech Enterprise Solutions. It arrived on Steam on Apr 7, 2024, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 13 September 2026 - 05:44:59 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 95% positive across 39 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop has sold up to 770 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $2,471. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop overview details

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

You: once young and intelligent, beaming with passion and ambition, have been crushed, ground down, melted and pressure-injected into a cog-shaped mold in the industrial dehumanization machine we call first world finance capital. Your pleasures are now few: - On most days, you are granted a quarter of an hour to consume any fast casual cuisine available within a two block radius of your office. This usually means a choice of either abstracted and essentialized "Mexican" or "Japanese" food or some manner of sandwich garnished with sprouts for seemingly no reason. - You may eject, from your otherwise neglected body, the solid ("Poopee") or liquid ("Peepee") byproducts of the foregoing, deal flow permitting. - You may shut your eyes and render yourself unconscious for anywhere from 3 to 5 hours each night, deal flow permitting. Now picture, if you will, this horrifying scenario: You have just consumed your ration of abstracted and essentialized food and are suddenly overcome with the urge to immediately expel Poopee. Just as you begin inching from your desk, the corded phone practically bolted to it begins to shriek . It's your boss and he needs something from you and you have to take great notes. Now, what do you do?: A. Declare your need to eject Poopee, hang up on your boss, and risk the safety and security granted to you by your job? B. Obediently listen and eject the Poopee directly into your pants? C. Navigate a middle road: get enough information to do a good enough job while making it to the bathroom in time before you soil yourself? Part visual novel, part WarioWare-…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows and macOS, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 13 September 2026 - 05:44:59 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 95% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

This game is a comedic work of fiction that includes some portrayals of mild cartoon violence. It also contains profanity and discussions of issues that some players may find sensitive, offensive or just generally in poor taste. The manner in which these issues are discussed is meant to be absurd and humorous. As with all comedy, your mileage may vary.

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