GlitchSPANKR overview

Overview

GlitchSPANKR comes from Mahelyk, TheClassifiedX and is published by Black Lantern Collective, TheClassifiedX. It arrived on Steam on Oct 15, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

GlitchSPANKR's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 14:51:19 UTC, with a tracked peak near 39. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 96% positive across 313 reviews.

Language and system requirements

GlitchSPANKR is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

GlitchSPANKR has sold up to 6,357 units and has 276 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $78,414. On Twitch, 1 streamers are live with around 13 total watchers.

GlitchSPANKR overview details

GlitchSPANKR combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

This game is "Safe For Work", generally rated as ages 13+! While there is a theme of Spankin', it's all in fun, get your mind out of the gutter! OVERVIEW You're a 12 year old gamer in the 90's. You snuck your Mom's forbidden game, Big Booty Slapper 6 , onto your dusty bedroom PC while she was asleep. But when you boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, and he's eating your precious game from the inside out. Armed with GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (and a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted worlds of broken code where every level plays differently to hunt the virus. But Spunk isn’t just a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, and might just hold the future of the world in his non-existent hands. You can destroy him. You can befriend him. You might even.... fall in love? Choose your path, unlock hidden endings, customize your SpankStick, decorate your digital HQ, and maybe even save your game from total deletion. Or don’t. Your future is in your floppy, flailing hand. Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff. With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet. Every decision reshapes the story. Will you try to des…

SteamPulse editorial summary

GlitchSPANKR is listed as a game with $6.99 (65% off from $19.99). It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Adventure and Casual. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 23 September 2026 - 14:51:19 UTC, a tracked peak of 39, and 96% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

The primary character is generally depicted as a mildly foul and crude character with a bad history.

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Support and legal notes

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