Paddlenoid overview

Overview

Paddlenoid comes from Deadbug Projects and is published by Deadbug Projects. It arrived on Steam on Mar 18, 2026, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, and DualShock Controller Support. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Paddlenoid's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 23:01:53 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 6 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Paddlenoid is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Paddlenoid has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Paddlenoid overview details

Paddlenoid combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

You, an average human, crash-landed in an alien jungle. But you made it out alive, thanks to your trusty escape pod. Together, you'll travel through the jungle in search of a city where you can (hopefully) launch back into space. Many trials and tribulations await! You'll face 33 unique levels and battle two guards before you're tested by our glorious empress DOHRA herself! This game plays like a brick breaker, but with your home galaxy at stake! TILT THE GALAXY To smaller brained humans, tilting the galaxy may seem impossible. But in Paddlenoid , curving spacetime is trivial. We bind this function to your controller, mouse, or keyboard, whatever your preference. Curving spacetime alters the future of your pod, which can be understood as simply another way to guide it. FEATURES Single-player or two-player local (couch) coop. Control spacetime together, what could go wrong? Tilt your galaxy to guide your escape pod. A brick breaker with straight lines? What is this, the 80s? Play with 3, 5, or 7 pods in reserve... or in alternate realities... same difference. 3 different episodes with a total of 33 levels and 3 boss fights. Test yourself against our empress DOHRA! An engaging story with multiple endings. In at least one of these endings, your species survives! You are definitely not helping the alien fleet take control of your galaxy. Just felt that should be clarified. ABOUT US Paddlenoid was made by a typical human enterprise in a mid-sized concrete colony, working tirelessly to present you with amusing pocket realities. We're motivated solely by your enjoy…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Paddlenoid is listed as a game with $3.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Shared/Split Screen, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, and DualShock Controller Support, and is associated with Action, Casual, and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 3 October 2026 - 23:01:53 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

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