- Patch Notes: build_0.0.9.12 Early Access: The Gas Station Is Open - 24 July 2026
It's Thursday. The city is still hungry. You’re still delivering. Let’s get into it. ⛽ The Gas Station Is Open Pull in. Shop. Spend coupons. Grab upgrades mid-run. Scratch a ticket. Buy gum. Leave with less money and more problems. The store is live. 👤 New Hire A third playable character has joined the roster. Training is complete. Details are classified. Drive carefully. 📼 Training Center Under construction. Mind our mess — we’re still updating it. 🗺️ More Stops on the Map New delivery houses. More addresses. Your GPS remains unjustifiably confident. 🧠 Customer Amnesia Lifted The customers remember what they already asked. They’ll stop hitting you with the same questions all the time. 🚲 Bikes Take Damage Now Vehicles have health. Armor bar got an update. Scootch carefully. 📺 Twitch, But Yummo We’ve been working to enhance the Twitch experience for streamers. Smoother ads. Better…
- Patch Notes: build_0.9.5 Early Access: Pickier Customers, Better Doggos - 31 January 2026
Time for your regularly scheduled January tune up. 🌳 Fixed the Trees The trees were acting up in Night Shift. Watching. Looming. Judging. We fixed that. No more creepy trees. 🧭 GPS Upgrade Your GPS has been upgraded to the newest VladCo™ Pizza Delivery GPS System. Routes are clearer. Directions are firmer. Confidence levels are unjustifiably high. 🐶 Mongreltooth Fully Upgraded The Mongreltooth encounter has been completely rebuilt in the new art style. The doggo’s house received a mega upgrade, and the minigame has been redesigned to feel better, play better, and judge you appropriately. It’s beautiful. Truly. 🍕 Pickier Customers The Pick Off the Toppings minigame has been fully upgraded. New art. Better flow. Better feedback. Better vibes. Customers know what they want now. And they are watching. Brought to you by VladCo™ We deliver what you need. Plus shipping and handling.
- Patch Notes: build_0.0.9.2 Early Access: Billions with a B - 12 December 2025
It is Thursday. The city is still hungry. You’re still delivering. Let’s get into it. 🧍 New Customer System We added a brand new customer system and rebuilt how customer encounters work from the ground up. The city can now support billions of possible customers, dramatically increasing variety at the door and across runs. Same names stay familiar. New names bring new faces. The city remembers, even if you don’t. 🍩 Donuts: Frosting Speed Bonus Donuts now grant a temporary frosting speed bonus. This was inevitable. A little pep in your step. Gooo carbs! Brought to you by VladCo™ Your individuality is valued. Pay up.
- Patch Notes: build_86aa: Can You Hear Me Now? - 1 July 2025
It is Tuesday. The city is screaming. You’re still delivering. Let’s get into it. 📞 New Weapon: Phone Handset Finally, a weapon that understands customer service. The Phone Handset swings in a wide arc, pierces through everything, and hits like a missed call from your ex. Upgrade its size, speed, damage, and spawn rate to keep those lines deadly. Brought to you by VladCo™ Proudly monetizing interpersonal conflict since before the power grid failed.
- Patch Notes: hotfix_04_25_25: Scootch On By, Deliverer - 26 April 2025
It is Friday, and you know what that means. A few new mini games. A few sneaky changes. And some highly responsible city infrastructure that definitely is not trying to murder you. 🎮 3 New Mini-Games Added Fresh challenges await at the door. Test your skills with quick hands, sharp eyes, and a little luck. Every delivery is now a little more unpredictable in the best way. 🚧 Fire Hydrants Deployed They are here to help, allegedly. Just remember they are part of the city. A living, chaotic, unpredictable city. Totally safe. 🔪 Hitboxes Trimmed We shaved off some hitbox girth across the board so you can scootch past zombies with a little more grace. More enemies. Tighter squeezes. Fewer excuses. 🛠 Other Fixes Probably fixed some stuff. Probably broke some stuff too. You know how it goes. Brought to you by VladCo™ Proud sponsors of urban chaos and card based gambling since the fall of ma…
- Patch Notes: hotfix_04_18_25: Big Brain Mode Engaged - 18 April 2025
It’s Friday, and you know what that means… Time for your weekly injection of chaos and clarity. This week’s patch brings trivia, brain gains, and at least 600 new ways to feel brilliant or dumb. You choose. 🧠 Trivia System: Now with 600+ questions. Yes, we counted. Yes, there’s more coming. You can now be grilled on everything from pizza lore and zombie movies to obscure 90s TV you swore never happened. Good luck pretending you knew the answers all along. 📇 Upgrade Cards: Got a glow-up. We redid the whole batch of upgrade cards to be clearer, cooler, and less likely to lie to you. You’ll still make bad choices, but now you’ll understand them better. 💾 Steam Cloud (???) We think Steam Cloud saves are on now. Do they work on Steam Decks? Do they work at all? Who’s to say. Maybe someone in Discord will tell us. 🐛 Bug Fixes: A few, probably. Some code got cleaned up. Some issues got squ…
- Patch Notes: hotfix_04_04_25: The Boss Makes More Boss Moves - 4 April 2025
It’s Friday, and you know what that means... Time for your regularly scheduled chaos reduction update! And yes, we’ve got patch notes. Boss Behavior: Now with 30% fewer tantrums. We gave the bosses a long, hard look in the mirror and asked them to do literally anything else. Their patterns are less chaotic, slightly more fair, and dare we say... almost enjoyable? Don’t worry: they still hate you. Enemy Spawner: Rebuilt from scratch. Between minutes 20 and 21 of Night Shift, the spawn system decided it was time for math crimes. Thanks to an unchecked *40 exponential curve, enemy damage went through the moon. Two people lived. That was not the plan. We fixed the scaling curve, so the apocalypse now ramps up responsibly. Bug Fixes: The unspeakable kind. We fixed a bunch of bugs we don’t even dare name, lest they hear us and return stronger. If you do spot anything weird, hop into the Disco…
- Patch Notes: hotfix_04_02_25 - 2 April 2025
Our regularly scheduled update cycle is on Fridays... BUT we had some extra special problems features we just couldn’t wait to share. You're welcome in advance. Music System: It works again. You're welcome. We duct-taped the speaker wires back together and politely asked the boss theme guy to stop yelling over everything. Animatics: Now skippable. Because free will. Added emergency exits to all cutscenes in case you're violently allergic to narrative. Night Shift: Adjusted for “fun.” Allegedly. Rebalanced the night shift so it’s slightly less like chewing broken glass in the dark. Oh, and it's longer.
- 🍕 Pizza Delivery Survivors Is Out Now — Early Access Begins! - 31 March 2025
Hey Survivors, It’s here. It’s hot. And it’s not leaving your hands until you’ve delivered it to a screaming customer while being chased by ooze rats. Pizza Delivery Survivors is officially live in Early Access, and we are beyond stoked to welcome you to the wildest, cheesiest delivery route in the apocalypse. 🧠 What's Already Cooked: ✅ Twitch Chat Integration — Viewers can spawn zombies with !pizza. No refunds. ✅ Penny unlocked — She’s fast, stylish, and definitely not afraid of breadsticks. ✅ Weapons Overhauled — Including the almighty Pizza Wheel. ✅ Nightshift Rework — More dangerous, more chaotic, more tips (maybe). ✅ Oven. Extinguisher. Bucket. — Yes, we upgraded a bucket. You're welcome. ✅ Fresh Animatics — The sauce runs deep. 🗺️ Early Access Roadmap ☐ HARBORVILLE A waterfront zone filled with docks, seagulls, and deep-sea mystery smells. ☐ BUNCH OF NEW WEAPONS Toolbox? Custome…
- Pizza Delivery Survivors - Early Access Release on 03.31.2025! - 7 March 2025
Hey Survivors! The wait is almost over! Pizza Delivery Survivors officially launches into Early Access on March 31, 2025. It’s time to battle through the chaos, deliver hot pizzas, and survive the undead streets like a true delivery pro. Early Access is just the beginning—we have tons of updates planned, including new weapons, mini-games, characters, and more! Your feedback will help shape the game as we refine, expand, and add even more radical features. What to Expect in Early Access: Fast-paced delivery action – Survive against hordes of enemies while making deliveries on time! Wacky weapons & power-ups – Mop, pizza cutters, breadsticks, and some explosive surprises! Mini-games at every door – Hand off pizzas, dodge hazards, and master quick-thinking challenges. Night shift madness – Things get even crazier when the sun goes down. Unlockable upgrades & synergies – Discover powerful c…
- Steam Achievements Are Here! - 28 October 2024
Hey, Survivors! Steam Achievements are officially here! Now’s your chance to prove to your friends (and yourself) just how legendary a survivor you truly are. Rack up achievements and show off your skills! Good News & Bad News: With this exciting addition, we did have to reset player progress data to make sure everything runs smoothly. We know it's a bit of a setback, but it’s all in service of enhancing the game experience. What's Next? We’re hard at work on a brand-new game mode to keep things fresh, and we've got some awesome new weapon types coming soon to expand your arsenal! We’re still on track for an early access release at the end of November. Thanks for being part of this journey—it's going to be epic! Stay tuned, and keep surviving like a pro!
