- Some Leftover Pickles - 25 June 2025
- fixed some dev tools showing their elbows and knees. - adjusted values and safety checks in crasher. - adjusted some UI elements that were too teeny-tiny.
- Supreme Update is Here! - 25 June 2025
Attention leftover-lovers 1 through 1,238,844, This is Brumhilda, your Head of TACO Corp HR, and I've given up my maternity leave to be here today. I'm kidding, of course, children are for the weak. What I have birthed today is an impressive array of tweaks, adds, subtracts, and all-around adjustments to Taco Terror: The Experience Edition* (*May or may not actually offer you an experience. Void where life is just a simulation). At the tippy-top of our changes list today is the addition of the brief, fun mini game we're calling Menu Madness. In this game, you'll have to mix the most dreaded aspect of your day-to-day life - doing math - with your love of takeout food. You can go for the high score from the main menu, or find the game in the Hideout upon any of your visits there. Here are the rest of our big ol' changes to keep your food fresh: - Reworked Stock Crashers game from the grou…
- Ready Your Mouths - The Supreme Update Cometh! - 23 June 2025
A quick little sticky full of aroma to make your mouth water: This Wednesday, the Supreme Update is coming to bring some salt and love to your life! Full release notes will be available then, but suffice it to say, this is the big one!For those that have bought and played Taco Terror, you're about to get a nice injection of new fun to be had, and to those that haven't, you'll have a perfect opportunity coming up to cleanse yourself of your sins. Win-win!Smell ya later!
- New Updates to the Menu for March - 24 March 2025
Hello Tired Finger Foods. Your glorious HR department has updated Taco Terror with the following changes: - Fixed audio bug at end of first street level where music would stop abruptly. - Swapped out SFX to be muted when volume is completely down at end of Street 1. - Fixed issue with Stock Crasher soft lock after victory. - Reworked death screen to now focus on correct button when loaded. - Fixed save system to checkpoint at appropriate sections.
- Taco Terror 1.02 Patch Notes - 4 March 2025
Hello High-Card Treats, Today's additions to the taco Terror menu include: - Voice lines now not associated with a cutscene are set to their own volume slider in the Options menu. This makes it much easier to re-balance on the fly for your own hearing needs. - A fix for videos reliably playing when I ask them to. There was a decision made to make Steam Deck a priority, and for the videos, that meant re-calibrating to add in a certain codec, and it's not a codec every PC already has installed. Thus, this patch swings it back to PC-first, which is how players have been interacting with Taco Terror the most so far. If Steam Deck users have issues, please reach out to us in the Community! - Various low-level fixes.
- Fresh Meat Coming Down the Lane - Taco Terror First Patch is Live - 14 February 2025
Hello Lightly-Seasoned Saltines, The first patch for Taco Terror has descended and brings with it some help for taco lovers on Valentine's Day! - Fixed bug where options wouldn't apply until entering Options menu. - Fixed Stock Crasher cubes for some added stability. - Fixed issue where certain movies weren't viewable for Windows 10 users (Note: please make sure you're updated to DirectX11 or, preferably, 12 if issue persists.) - Fixed reminder text to prevent from staying on screen. - Adjusted Community Poopin' Hole trigger to spawn Baja Blast Grenade reliably. The next patch later this month will add in some extra sauce, so prepare your bibs for some more meal to come!
- My God - Taco Terror Is Unleashed! - 11 February 2025
For Those About To Crunch, Taco Terror - the songbird of a generation - is finally OUT NOW! For those wishlisters looking for a good time, buy Taco Terror today for a launch discount. Remember that we have a few extras coming within the month: - Added audio fun for the instruction manual - A little secret for those that order the most takeout food... - I'm sure some patches to fix dumb things. For that last one PLEASE don't be shy about any bugs you see that stop you from having a good time. Post them in the Community Forums, and I'll at the very least consider everything posted before forgetting about it entirely. Esteban Gonzalez needs your help to take down TACO Corp - join the fight against the fast food that fights back! - Brumhilda-bot, Head of Taco Corp Placation and Pretending to be a Good Guy Unit.
- The One-Minute-Warning On Your Oven Isn't Pizza - It's Taco Terror! - 4 February 2025
Attention Drive-Thru Lovers, Your head of HR is back from my prison stint for feeding my house plant melted cheddar cheese with some new prison ink and a whole pack of cigarettes worth of news. For those that haven't heard, Taco Terror is the best thing to ever to be recommended for consumption by 1 out of 10 doctors. Now, we have a video that proves it - and officially announces the final release date of Taco Terror to be February 11th! Please consume below: After your brain has been scrubbed clean by that moist jet, let's talk about what's coming at launch and what's coming soon after. Here's what we plugged into a single outlet already: - Full upgrades including a mini game loop for even MORE upgrades. - Xbox Controller Support! - 40 achievements that encourage you to explore and replay. - 4 mini games that range from super easy to easily super. - Dozens of hilarious conversations to…
- TACO Corp Internal Memo 7 - Someone Refilled the Dev Diary in the Bathroom! - 9 September 2024
Hello Pizza Party Lovers, This is your head of HR with another mysterious video to distribute company-wide. Since there's nothing I can do to stop this madman at this point, I've just accepted that this is my life now. As a result, we've made it official company policy at TACO Corp that if anything bad is happening, you must now just say "This is my life now". Those who do not comply will be deep-fried. I'm going to go salt a few of my assistants while you delete precious childhood memories and replace them with this two-minute video.
- TACO Corp Internal Memo 6 - Another Dev Diary On Your Desk! - 22 August 2024
Hello Future Fired People, This is your head of HR again with another gun to their head and a video to distribute. This maniac even has a whole speech he wants me to give, but NO! I won't! I'm just going to drop his dumb video below and go to Shenanigans for a long lunch! If I don't come back, it's been absolute hell working here, and that Mr. T is a (redacted).
- TACO Corp Internal Memo 5 - Dev Diary and Release Date Window! - 1 August 2024
Hello Crispy and Floppy Alike, Your HR department has received an anonymous video from what appears to be a sentient pair of very-white hands. They, uh, know a few things about us that we would really have to kill all of you over if it ever got out, so we are compelled to deliver their message in full. This...the words are written in ketchup on a candy wrapper, but we think it's a...release window? Perhaps to Taco Terror itself - how exciting! The window is Q1 of 2025 for the full, unfiltered release of Taco Terror! Accompanying this defilement of candy is this video from the development "team" diving into the utter horror of game development and sandwich creation. What a trooper. Give it a watch below:
- TACO Corp Internal Memo 4 - Let's Talk Feedback! - 24 July 2024
Attention TACO-Corp Drooling Seels: This is your loving HR department back and well rested after a summer break. Now, we are all ready to hear your complaints over the next 8-straight months of work. I have a new set of earbuds for every single one of you! Speaking of complaints, our box was very, very full when we cracked open the office again. Did we make the mistake of asking people for feedback and my Forget-Me-Now cocktails obliterated my short-term memory? I should’ve tipped that bar tender more than just one middle-finger. Look, my hangover meds are still about 3 hours away by horseback, so I’m going to just gather all of your little feedback into this one spot where I’ll comb your hair until you fall asleep. Then, the HR Department will determine which method of separating you from your life is both legal and prudent. Your families will be compensated. Q: Hey, could we get a dam…
- ALL DONE! Another Steam-ing Pile of Surprise Coming Your Way - 13 June 2024
Thank you EVERYONE that stopped by! We had a fair amount of technical difficulties so thank you for bearing with us and having some fun! Come around the water-cooler and see all thee is to see with the Taco Terror level designer and all-around bribable gentleman caller - Kyle Bee! What are you waiting for - GET IN HERE FOR FUN AND STAY FOR THE DECENT COFFEE! (Also, keep an eye out for some code giveaways!)
- A "Steam Fest Surprise" is LIVE in a Cubicle Near You! - 11 June 2024
Come around the water-cooler and see all thee is to see with the Taco Terror level designer and all-around bribable gentleman caller - Kyle Bee! What are you waiting for - GET IN HERE FOR FUN AND STAY FOR THE DECENT COFFEE! (Also, keep an eye out for some code giveaways!)
- A New update - Brought To You By Mandatory Overtime! - 8 June 2024
Hello Taco Traffickers, A quick note from your beloved HR department about some rodents that have been eating throguh our wires. Whomever released them into the men's restroom, your childish prank has the health inspector waving around legal documents. And he took my last piece of candy! You can expect the following changes to take place: - You enemies have al had your balancing tweaked across all difficulty levels. - We've fire-bombed the rat panzer divisions out of the Main Menu to prevent a potential soft-lock. - A few of you sprites have sharpened up and you'll stay that way, damn it! - Subtitle typos have been rectified - respect the Oxford comma! To whomever unleashed this plague upon our beloved TACO Corp, we will find you. Your punishment will make our latest outbreak of Mad Cow disease look like a burp in the water cooler. For those of you that are NOT threatened by what I just…
- Testing - 8 June 2024
testing broadcast
- A "Steam Fest Surprise" is Coming to a Cubicle Near You - 8 June 2024
The Taco Terror train tumbles towards tú! We are going to be broadcasting for several hours in general during the Next Fest, AND we want you to be around! Stop in on Tuesday (11th) or Thursday (13th) of the Next Fest to see a whole bunch of gameplay that shows off some cool powers, awesome mini-games, and some of that spicy comedy we all know and love. Amongst the neon, meat, and gameplay, there might even be some secrets that could help you grab yourself a FREE GAME KEY! If you don't stop by, we'll tell the people watching your house right now to knock over your trashcans. Yes, we're not playing around. See you during the wild fun that is Steam Next Fest!
- TACO Corp Internal Memo 3 - Another Huge Demo Update In Another Breakroom - 27 May 2024
Attention TACO Corp Non-Union Drones: Hello again from your Human Resources Department, where we take the 'Human' out of your available resources! The board has spun the bottle of "Employee Pacifiers" and decided that you should all receive another meal for the month - that's right, it's a demo so nice, you are contractually obligated to love it twice! This update is super big on paper while remaining slim and taut in the folder. Sure, he's a little rough around the edges, but you could snap a grappling hook to that firm chin...hm? Oh, sorry, I...let's talk about what's new! This update brings with it: - 3 Additional Levels (two shooty-bang-bang plus one charming little hideout). - Over 20 New Voice Lines Including a Dedicated 'Quip' Button. - One Space In The Hideout To View Movies/Ads From Your Drunken Past. - One Broken Jukebox That Only Plays Random Songs. - An Upgrade Computer! Pum…
- Taco Corp Internal Memo 2 - First Big Demo Update Plus Guest Speaker - 13 May 2024
Dear Loyal Tacoists, The day of launch has come and gone with many of you showing anywhere from tepid disgust to all-out ravenous excitement over the Taco Terror Demo. Well, you're all wrong to be excited because now, everything is better than ever. Now, you can scream until your lungs burst with unrestrained adulation of our works. Better yet, do it off the clock. This latest patch accomplishes the following: - Added Weapon Toggle to quickly cycle through weapons. - Fixed Issue with Weapon Cycle where Tossable wouldn’t come up, soft-locking player. - Fixed subtitles running off screen during first cutscene. - Added full Xbox controller support. - Formatted all cutscenes to be able to run on Steam Deck without issue. - Revamped all UI Buttons and smoothed navigation. - Smoothed transitions between menus - Several other additions laying the groundwork for the next large update. Yes, you…
- Taco Corp Internal Memo 1 - Demo In The Conference Room! - 2 May 2024
Dear Loyal Tacoists, We, your new Taco Corp HR department, have finally cleaned out the last regime's awful collection of weird little statues made of bacon, and have successfully guessed their passwords. That means we'll be addressing the dropping morale being reported by glorious leader, Mr T.. He sees all from his sky yacht. And how will we be improving your Taco Corp lives? With something better than even a pizza party - inconsistent miniscule upgrades! For those that haven't left their offices in over a week, we've had a delicious TACO TERROR DEMO released into the conference room. You can download it back to your approved work stations - make sure to use your Taco Corp keyboard and mouse. For those that have already had a chance to digest this morsel, there are more cold cuts on the way! The first update will be available to all eligible employees on May 13th. This one will have s…
