Jesus Christ Simulator Steam news

• Latest observed players1 · 25 September 2026 - 10:14:31 UTC
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• Review score91% positive
• Total reviews219
• Release dateMay 31, 2024
• DeveloperMenoraSan
• PublisherMenoraSan

Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation

Company pages: Developer: MenoraSanPublisher: MenoraSan

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Jesus Christ Simulator Steam news

Jesus Christ Simulator news collects recent Steam feed items, update posts, and announcements that SteamPulse can associate with this app.

Latest Steam announcements

• PATCH 67 - 17 June 2026

  I have fixed some control issues. Iron Jesus's suit is now cooler, and his weapons affect civilians also.

• MOGGING UPDATE - 2 February 2026

  Jesus can now mog demons.

• MAJOR UPDATE 2026.1 - 2 February 2026

  I have been unable to code updates for this game for the past year, as my old computer basically exploded. But I'm back! Thank you for the continued support! You guys are amazing... MAJOR UPDATES include: New powers more optimization better flight mechanics new ways to kill demons new satisfying ways to send people to heaven by turning them to dust Updated Heaven (still not complete but more fun)

• PATCH 10 - Optimization - 7 December 2024

  A lot of people are unfortunately unable to play the game because of the hardware requirements. So I have removed over 700,000 additional polygons from the rendering process, and made all NPCs low-poly characters. I have also created an optimized, smaller map for less powerful PCs, so that people can enjoy the game without owning a full gaming rig. Thanks for all the amazing feedback, bros. Hope y'all enjoy! -Luke

• Small Patch-boy 9 - 22 November 2024

  Better laser SFX Iron Jesus has a better field of view, and better camera angles.

• Small Update - 16 October 2024

  I have eliminated around 4 million polygons from the rendering process, which should make the game run MUCH smoother.

• Large Update - 2 September 2024

  1. The FOV has been fixed, due to popular request from the community. The camera is no longer extremely close to Jesus, and your Field of View is slightly wider (was 90 degrees, now it's 100 degrees). 2. Due to the suggestion from YouTuber 'Masayoshi', stealing from the Bank of Greed nets you a lot more money. 3. You can now send any civilian to Heaven, at any time. WARNING: this will kill their physical body. 4. Some bug fixes. Hope you enjoy! Thank you for all the support! -Luke

• Minor Patch - 17 August 2024

  I have fixed some issues with mech Jesus, turned down the flight speed on Jesus to make him more controllable, and fixed some other various little bugs. Enjoy! -Luke

• MAJOR UPDATE - Mech Jesus - 4 August 2024

  You can now play as 'Mech Jesus', a version of Jesus inspired by a certain billionaire made of metal. Mech Jesus uses advanced weaponry rather than Miracles, but his weapons have been gifted to Him by God Himself. Enjoy flying around the city in your jetboots and Metal Suit. (Mech Jesus is still being worked on, this is just a pre-alpha version of him for people to enjoy!) Thanks for the amazing support, you guys! -Luke

• Major update 5.6 | New City Events! - 12 July 2024

  1. You can now summon the demon that is possessing a person, and destroy the demon! 2. You can now freeze massive tornados, and smash them into icy pieces. 3. You can help sick civilians, and fly them to the Free Hospital (or drop them by accident) 4. Fire looks much better! 5. New civilians! (new faces, clothes, looks)

• Update 5.1.2 (Ice Powers ) - 7 July 2024

  You can now use your Heavenly Ice-Breath Powers on Civilians. Freeze them in hilarious ways, then shatter the ice and let them go free! Or leave them there forever. You can also freeze the ocean with your breath. Hope y'all enjoy!

• MAJOR UPDATE 5.1!!!! - 5 July 2024

  1. You now have Ice powers, as well as customizable lasers! 2. You can freeze Demons and ATMs, and blast them into pieces! And extinguish fires with ice. 3. You can now SMITE people!!! 4. Due to the suggestion from Twitch Streamer 'Tomato', you no longer have to purchase cars for people. You can make them appear out of a portal for free! 5. Portals to Heaven appear in front of you, and look much better!

• Major Patch 17 - 30 June 2024

  UI Elements have been greatly updated, supersonic sound effects have been improved, and several bugs have been fixed. You can now electrocute Planes, and crush civilians with rocks by accident. Enjoy!! -Luke

• HACKING UPDATE - 17 June 2024

  You can now physically hack into the Student Loan database using real-world hacking commands. A fun little minigame I coded this week. Enjoy! -Luke

• Flight Update - 11 June 2024

  The flight has been overhauled, and feels MUCH nicer! Hope you enjoy!

• Huge 'FOOD BANK' Update! - 7 June 2024

  Huge update! Another building you can enter, more good deeds you can perform as Jesus! You can now volunteer at the Food Bank and give food to hungry families, just like a real superhero would do. The level is based off the real-life food bank I used to volunteer at. (Still perfecting the Food Bank and its mechanics, but it's 99% finished) Can't believe the support this joke game has gotten!!! Love you guys. ENJOY!!!!

• Bank Robbery Update - 3 June 2024

  This is the alpha build of the Bank Robbery Update. Steal from the rich and give to the poor! Hope you enjoy!!!

• 'Treasure Chest' update - 1 June 2024

  You can now open demonic treasure chests in hell, and harvest Demon Hearts. I also fixed some bugs, including the floor height bug in Hell. When you are possessing a Demon, and he is electrocuted while being possessed, you now repossess Jesus.

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