- Smallllll fixes - 13 March 2026
-Yellow Cone now has moonboot sprite -Grounder trinket now cancels damage from gun jams -Fixed incorrect wall familiar tooltip
- patch thing - 2 January 2026
here's a small patch that hopefully fixed some crashes:-hopefully fixed some crashes-added new hard mode event
- hard mode fix - 25 December 2025
new patch, peep the log:-hard mode is easier-random events now play a "WHAT" sound effect-bomb enemy random event spawns above you now so there's a chance you wont be damaged-firing when gun is jammed does less damage and gives invis frames-fixed crashes in the portal room-gun takes twice as long to jam in hard mode-probably fixed the audio slider being weird
- HARD MODE UPDATE!!! - 25 December 2025
Hello conelicious coneudites! I, papa conedrick lamar have come with another awesome gift!HARD MODE HARFD MODE HARD MOOOOOOOODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS UPDATE ADDS EPICLY COOL THINGS:(read the changelog in game to find out im too lzy to copy all ts)ENJOY THE UPDATE AND MERRY HOLIDAY!
- Cool patch - 11 October 2025
hi friends! This is what was fixed:-Cosmetics now appear underwater-Fixed some jank with a room in mixed up milksop-Fixed locked doors not unlocking sometimes-Hopefully fixed player spawning out of bounds in the ship?-Familiars are now created once per room and not per room start
- small patch - 7 October 2025
-added tooltips for wall familiar and flame familiar -fixed crash with the clockwork boss
- BOSS RUSH UPDATE!! GRAAAAGH!!! - 5 October 2025
HI FRIENDS!!!! HI!!!!We have created a new epic little update for you. Yes, YOU! The one person that plays thisgame! Hahaha... ha...Now, we have been hard at work on some new games (DEMO READY SOON!)(Not that you'd care)PEEP THE CHANGELOG!!! :-Added arena with 6 scary challenges-Stupid plant guy that runs the arena-Added 5 new upgrades you get from beating the challenges! (you stupid losers complainedthat the platforming was too hard so I added an upgrade that pretty muchtrivializes all of the platforming)-Fixed some stupid stuff!-Added rocket secondary weapon that lets you triple jump! Find it somewhere in themeteor belt planet idk (Yes this was also added because you insolent fools suck atplatforming games.)HAVE FUN!!! ENJOY THE GAME!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!! I NEED MONEY!!!
- MULTIPLAYER UPDATE! - 23 May 2025
Hidey ho everyone! Thank you all for patiently waiting for the release of this update. Quick heads up: Multiplayer will probably have many bugs, and new dungeons are also going to be added in the future! Right now there are nine you can play! peep the changelog: Content: -Added spinny meteors in the meteor belt -Added multiplayer: -Added a new multiplayer planet -Added new multiplayer dungeons -Added rgb colour picker for your cone (only in multiplayer) -Lobbies are hosted through steam -Added five classes for multiplayer: -Classic -Medic -Engineer -Pyromaniac -Demolitions Expert -Added a new weapon: The hospitalizer: -hold fire to charge up a big attack -keep holding fire to shoot healing projectiles -healing projectiles can heal enemies, but grants invincibility frames while healing them. -Added 5 new cosmetics: 2 hats hat and bow tie some other stuff Fixes: -Redid sprites in the Mete…
- New multiplayer beta build - 2 April 2025
Hello everyone! Firstly, thanks to all the people who recently bought the game, it means a lot! Next, the multiplayer public beta branch has a new update! here are the changes: If you are interested in helping me test here's what I currently need to make sure is working properly: With some friends try and clear each of the dungeons in multiplayer, if you notice any crashes please report it to our discord server or our reddit (find on store page) Make sure medic shield is blocking bullets properly Make sure game does not immediately crash upon trying to enter a dungeon. Anyway thats all I need to know for now, here's the changelog! (most of it) Added 5 new cosmetics: 2 hats hat and bow tie some other stuff Added 2 new planets to the course charter: Derelict Duneland (currently unfinished) Mechanized Mausoleum (1 dungeon finished) Mechanized Mausoleum: Exclusive new enemies, boss, and new…
- Multiplayer Beta - 14 February 2025
What's up coners! We have been working tirelessly to bring multiplayer to Cone Flyers Mercenaries, we are proud to announce that we now have multiplayer available as a public beta! If you find any bugs in this beta please report it to our discord server discord Here's the full changelog, enjoy! Content: -Added spinny meteors in the meteor belt -Added multiplayer: -Added a new multiplayer planet -Added new multiplayer dungeons -Added rgb colour picker for your cone (only in multiplayer) -Lobbies are hosted through steam -Added five classes for multiplayer: -Classic -Medic -Engineer -Pyromaniac -Demolitions Expert -Added a new weapon: The hospitalizer: -hold fire to charge up a big attack -keep holding fire to shoot healing projectiles -healing projectiles can heal enemies, but grants invincibility frames while healing them. Fixes: -Redid sprites in the Meteor Belt -Redid sprites in the M…
- Multiplayer Devlog - 11 January 2025
Hey what's up mercenaries! I've been hard at work bringing new updates for yall for a while now, but coming up I have some epic stuff in store. First things first, we have started development of multiplayer! Multiplayer will have it's own dungeons and classes so you cant cheese the main storyline. I'm hoping to have multiplayer be 4 player but for now we've only tested with 2. So far we've been making great progress on it and we hope to start beta testing it soon! Additionally I'm also hoping to add a level editor into the game where players can make or share their own dungeons (Maybe hubworlds as well), however I haven't started development on this yet, and it wouldn't be until after multiplayer is finished till I do. Thank you all for reading and if you have any suggestions for the game please join our discord server or post on our community hub. Enjoy the game!
- Version 2.1.0 - 29 December 2024
Whats up, peep the changelog: -Fixed some boss music not playing for no reason (thanks gamemaker) -Added a jukebox you can buy for the ship -Fixed dungeon checkpoints being weird -Improved graphics in the painful platforming dungeon I bet this update will SOUND really epic hehehe smirk emoji sigma emoji
- Cone Flyers Mercenaries Version 2 - 27 December 2024
Hello everybody! Thank you to everyone who has recently bought Cone Flyers Mercenaries! It is a dream come true to be able to make money off one of my creations. I have a new update in store for you lovely cones! This update adds quite a few new and interesting features! I hope you all enjoy! changelog: Tweaks + Fixes: -Default game volume is now 50% -Made a platforming room in frigid frostways slightly easier -Made the 2nd room in Soaked Spikes slightly easier -a_coneish_one logo is now consistent with our other products -Added more detail to the cone homeworld -Added percent completion to the main menu -Added more detail to the geometry in the meteor belt -Fixed the pit boss not pausing when under the map -Made space flying sections slightly faster if you've previously travelled to the planet -Cone regaining jump calculation is now more precise -Fixed down bind not working for cancell…
- 1.2.1 - 24 November 2024
hey cones, new shit: -Added tutorial for using the S key -decreased the abscent's health by 20 points -the abscent now shoots way less bullets
- Version 1.2.0 - 21 November 2024
Hey coners! And by coners I mean the one person that bought this game. I have an update for you. Content: Added 4 cosmetics Added new secret tab to weapon select Added new weapon: book of coneile Added new gear: S ranker Using the lantern with the sentry now shoots fire Fixes: Fixed receipt in endless mode making a click noise for no reason Tweaked enemy spawn calculations in endless mode
- Version 1.1.0 - 9 November 2024
Hello cones! And by cones I mean the two people that bought this game, I am excited to bring you all a new update! Peep the changelog: Content: -Added a cosmetic hat rack outside Cone Flyers Inc and The Life Engine -Added endless mode -Playing endless mode earns you cash for the main game! -Playing through the main game earns you weapons and upgrades for endless mode! Weapon buffs: -Shotgun now does slightly less knockback to the player -Charger no longer does knockback to the player -Flamethrower's damage has been changed to 0.2 to 0.225 Fixes: -Updated to most recent version of steamworkds SDK Hope you enjoy.
- patch for cone flyers mercenaries demo - 31 August 2024
Thank you all for playing the Cone Flyers Mercenaries Demo! Here are the recent changes we've made: added a new dungeon added dungeon information to dungeon select added link to help report bugs earth weaver sucking after 2 consecutive attacks of not sucking earth weaver sucking less buggy the pit producing less rubble from the cieling the pit having lowered hp from 270 to 200 the rubble having lowered hp from 260 to 250 oil enemies having less health enemy needles now outlined in red, player needles aren't water currents removed from the second water arena hopefully this'll make the game a more enjoyable experience, happy conening!
