no the baby overview

Egg, Erman | Apr 4, 2025 | game

Released

0players observed · 12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC

Adventure Indie Strategy Steam Store

Latest observed playersNot available
SteamPulse tracked peak1
Units sold (VGI)No data available
Revenue (VGI)No data available
Review score100% positive

no the baby dated player observations, monthly player trends, reviews, and game metadata are tracked on SteamPulse.

Latest observed playersNot available
SteamPulse tracked peak1
Units sold (VGI)No data available
Revenue (VGI)No data available
Review score100% positive
Total reviews1
Release dateApr 4, 2025
DeveloperEgg, Erman
PublisherEgg and Erman

Genres: Adventure, Indie, Strategy

Company pages: Developer: Egg, Erman Publisher: Egg and Erman

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Game overview

Overview

no the baby comes from Egg, Erman and is published by Egg and Erman. It arrived on Steam on Apr 4, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Full controller support, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

no the baby's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 1 reviews.

Language and system requirements

no the baby is available in 1 languages including:

English languages with full audio support

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Platform	Type	OS	Processor	Memory	Graphics	Storage
Windows	Minimum	Not listed	Intel Core i5 and up	6 GB RAM	GTX 770 and up	800 MB available space
Windows	Recommended	Not listed	Not listed	Not listed	Not listed	Not listed
macOS	Minimum	macOS 13 Ventura	Apple M1 or Intel Core M	4 GB RAM	Not listed	800 MB available space

Sales, recommendations, and streams

no the baby has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Detailed game overview

no the baby overview details

no the baby combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up. no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children. Explore kindergarten Find items Solve puzzles Run from teacher Hate the Peter Sneak around Features some tunes Crisp textures Evil contraptions "no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"

SteamPulse editorial summary

no the baby is listed as a game with $8.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Full controller support, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Adventure, Indie, and Strategy. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

Overview facts

Field	Value
Game	no the baby
Steam App ID	3266620
Type	game
Release date	Apr 4, 2025
Developer	Egg, Erman
Publisher	Egg and Erman
Price	$8.99
Platforms	Windows
Genres	Adventure, Indie, Strategy
Categories	Single-player, Full controller support, Family Sharing
Supported languages	English * * languages with full audio support
Website	Not available

Player and review overview

Metric	Value
Latest observed players	0 · 12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC
SteamPulse tracked peak	1
Positive reviews	1
Negative reviews	0
Total reviews	1
Positive percent	100%
Review type	1 user reviews
Recommendations	Not available
Average playtime	202 minutes

SteamPulse record freshness

Field	Value
Steam release date	Apr 4, 2025
Official Steam feed update (UTC)	28 June 2025 - 19:05:21 UTC
SteamPulse last record update (UTC)	12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC
Live player count updated (UTC)	12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC
Store metadata updated (UTC)	12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC

Highlighted achievements

Achievement	Description
NO THE CRAZY	No description
the baby	No description
no the baby	No description
0 Hope Remaining...	No description
Better Safe Than Sorry!	No description
Touching Grass	No description
The Dark Realm	No description
5 Hours Remaining	No description
Clinically Insane	No description
no the vase	No description

Support and legal notes

Field	Value
Support email	[email protected]
Support URL	Not available
Legal notice	Not available

References

Official and third-party reference links for checking this Steam app outside SteamPulse.

Reference	Link
SteamPulse canonical	https://steampulse.org/game/3266620
Steam Store	https://store.steampowered.com/app/3266620/
Steam Community	https://steamcommunity.com/app/3266620
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IGDB search	Search IGDB for no the baby

Game FAQ

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.

What is the latest observed Steam activity for no the baby?

no the baby's latest SteamPulse observation records 0 players at 12 September 2026 - 18:48:32 UTC, with a tracked peak of 1 concurrent players in the available SteamPulse record. SteamPulse also records about 3 hours of average lifetime playtime.

Is no the baby growing or declining recently?

September 2026 is still in progress. The month-to-date average is 0 players; the highest observed daily value is 0 players. Available values are provisional and will continue changing until the UTC month closes. The completed comparison month is August 2026.

What country-level audience data is available for no the baby?

In the observed sample of public reviewer profiles with a visible country, the leading shares are Argentina (100%). The separate directional player-region model assigns its leading shares to Argentina (51.2%), United States (8.4%), China (7.9%). The directional follower-region model assigns its leading shares to Argentina (63.6%), United States (6.9%), China (6.5%). The directional wishlist-region model assigns its leading shares to Argentina (41%), United States (10.2%), China (9.6%). Only the reviewer view is based on observed public profile countries; the other percentages are modeled relative weights, not verified account locations or country-level user counts.

What does the Steam review footprint look like for no the baby?

no the baby currently sits at 100% positive across 1 Steam reviews tracked by SteamPulse, including 1 positive reviews and 0 negative reviews. Steam labels the current review summary as 1 user reviews.

How much follower and Twitch attention does no the baby have?

no the baby currently has about 10 tracked Steam followers as of 25 January 2026 - 00:00:00 UTC. On Twitch, SteamPulse is matching roughly 0 live viewers across 0 active streams for the game's category.

What is the current Steam price for no the baby?

no the baby is currently listed at $8.99 on Steam. SteamPulse uses the current store snapshot and historical price records to show whether the page is at full price or in a discounted window.

Reviews, pricing, and metadata

Review summary

1 user reviews

100% positive, 1 positive, 0 negative

Price and discount

$8.99

Platforms

Windows

Categories

Single-player, Full controller support, Family Sharing

Achievements

Platform releases

Steam 4 April 2025

DLC and packages

no the babyBuy no the baby #1157476$8.99

System requirements

Minimum requirements

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 or newer Processor: Intel Core i5 and up Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 770 and up DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 800 MB available space Sound Card: Stereo

Recommended requirements

Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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