No Pineapple Left Behind overview

Overview

No Pineapple Left Behind comes from Subaltern Games and is published by Subaltern Games. It arrived on Steam on Feb 18, 2016, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

No Pineapple Left Behind's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 6 October 2026 - 14:23:10 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 51% positive across 43 reviews.

Language and system requirements

No Pineapple Left Behind is available in 1 languages including:

regional rating details listed by Steam when available

Sales, recommendations, and streams

No Pineapple Left Behind has sold up to 3,749 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $24,204. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

No Pineapple Left Behind overview details

No Pineapple Left Behind combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper. Features: Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game Nine schools, each with unique challenges Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether

SteamPulse editorial summary

No Pineapple Left Behind is listed as a game with $6.99. It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Indie, Simulation, and Strategy. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 6 October 2026 - 14:23:10 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 51% positive reviews.

Overview tags

StrategySimulationIndieManagement

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