- The Steam Party Based RPG-Fest is over - 22 September 2026
The first Steam event sale the game was part of is over so I figured I would make an announcement thanking everyone who bought it, all 16 of you! ːsteamhappyːːsteamhappyːːsteamhappyː Thanks to you I got like 30 bucks or some shit idk because tax exist, All I know is can buy myself a sandwich yeahhhhhhh I was getting hungry. Might get either an italian sub or a ruben idk yeahhh. Yeah that's all I have to say, updates maybe idk I died I think don't remember. pretty sure I got stabbed by a crack head over $3. Have a shitty image I made in 10 seconds on mspaint to show my appreciation to all the sales the last week!
- minor bug fix - 25 August 2026
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- Major Update right before I leave for about a month yeahhhh - 25 August 2026
I'll fix shit add more when I get back if I'm not hunted down and beheaded by a crack head for not giving him $3 or some shit shit ton of changesnew god piece obtainablemore bearsslurps family home destructionI genuinely forgot, last update was like 3 months ago I have no fucking clue what I added yeah it's way too muchyou get it, big update with tons of changes yeah idc go play it I gotta go
- In regards to the Soundtrack - 25 August 2026
The soundtrack purchasable on the store page is not the full game's music list. It's maybe half the music made specifically for this game. If you wish to support the game I still recommend Purchasing the OST as it's currently 100 of the songs in the game and last over 3 hours. There will also be songs in game not in the purchasable OST as they are songs that I obtained licenses and or special permission to use. I will not be updating the purchasable soundtrack until after the game's full release in the future as it is too time consuming to add songs and boring spreadsheet shit and yeahhhhh. Boring ass word slop to pad out the post and make it seem more professional because I been posting too much garbage yeah. I hate the upload process for it wish Steam would just make it easier ːsteammockingːAlso gonna update the game in a couple days before I disappear for a month ːsteammockingːːsteam…
- a - 2 August 2026
yeah that's all I had to say, get time wasted ːsteammockingː
- GAME BUYING SCAM PSA - 6 July 2026
To anyone offering less than one trillion dollars USD, THREE SISTERS IS NOT FOR SALE. Any legitimate offer lower than $1T will result in me telling you to kindly impale yourself and choke on your own blood.And to everyone else, DO NOT ACCEPT offers to buy your games. It will most likely be abused to bypass software that Steam would normally not approve of like crypto miners and other malware.
- small patch - 17 May 2026
game was broke I guess, small fix. yell at me if anything else breaks
- Small Patch - 5 May 2026
-fixed a decent amount of bugs -couple balancing changes -more stats in titan connection
- Pretty Big Update - 27 April 2026
yeahhh we dropping huge updates out of nowhere on a sunday night :steammock: - completely overhauled areas (Forest dungeon, prologue and return to that area as well, etc) - started work on the final areas of the game - tons of new sprites - bug fixes - skipping movies added - more bears - I unironically forgot what I changed I need to start taking notes
- New Steam PFP's - 21 April 2026
As the title says, all I did was update the official profile pictures!The old ones had god awful cropping and transparency issues because they were just put there as placeholderHere's a couple of the new ones, go check them out if you care ːsteammockingːːsteammockingːːsteammockingː
- Small Update Yeahhhhh - 30 March 2026
2 new party membersbear with massive ass testicles boss fightfixed uber crabs combat looping you in prologueyou can now turn yourself into goldrevamped the moderator boss to be more of a disgusting human beingextra party members are now level capped at 30 like everyone elseother bug fixesAs per usual, if there's anything broken just annoy the shit out of me about it and I'll fix it the second I can ːsteammockingːːsteammockingːːsteammockingː
- I read every review btw - 18 March 2026
I'm literally the only person who manages, develops, makes art and everything else for this game. There are no other devs whatsoever. ːsteammockingː That being said, all the unhinged stuff you guys post goes directly through my eyes and straight to my shriveled little slop brain yeahhhh. If you have any feedback at all just post it somewhere and I will find it. If you wanna leave a negative review at least make it funny and not embarrass yourself in front of a ton of people.Yeah that's all I have to say, haven't been able to work on updates for the past 3 months so don't expect much except small bug fixes for a bit. ːsteamhappyː
- Small softlock fix - 13 March 2026
added a chest with the tiny locker to Midas' courtyard because I forgot that the thing I added takes it away and yeah game is playable now go play slop game
- There is no update - 28 December 2025
THERE IS NO UPDATEI definitely DID NOT just update the game with every change I've made within the past few months.The game DID NOT change so much that you would have to start a new save to not break the game.Chicago DOES NOT get demolished mid game.I did just lie. ːsteammockingː
- For the Europeans - 9 July 2025
Yes I know I'm late to this, but it is important. This has nothing to do with Three Sisters and will only apply to a couple thousand of you, but if you're living in the EU or in the UK go sign the Stop Killing Games petition. I won't post it here since I don't know about Steam's external link policy, but it's easy to find.
- Not Dead Yet - 3 July 2025
It's been a while since I've updated the game, it's not dead or anything I've just been busy as shit. Had to buy a new pc since my old one died, get money, normal life crap. I've been slowly working on an update in the background but it's still not to the point where I would be happy making it public. If there are any bugs or other things that make you want to listen to the crab, please tell me. Most likely I've already fixed it for the next update but if not I'll include it. Still getting used to windows 11 and recovering stuff on my new pc as well, so there's that too.Expect an update to not come out until August or after August, still got shit to do.
- Small Content Patch Before I Disappear For A While Yeahhhh - 23 April 2025
not a big update, but it fixes some big stuff. Here's what changed: - Fixed some collision errors that made game progress impossible - nooses no longer crash the game - the bums in the cemetery no longer vanish when you touch them - singular crabs now show pity on you and give you their xp after 4 turns and insult you (weakling) - added tons of new items to craft obtained from various new crafting books - other small changes and fixes that I didn't bother keeping track of :)
- I listened - 15 April 2025
This is a fairly small update consisting of mostly bug fixes as well as a couple changes to the game. Won't list what's changed since I was away for 3 days and forgot what I changed ːsteamhappyː
- Final Patch for now I hope - 6 April 2025
I disabled the enemy scaling update for now because it broke player's ♂ amounts. If you experienced this please load a previous save when your ♂ did not read as NaN. Once again, sorry guys ːsteamsadː
- Reminder: Never finalize an update while sleep deprived - 5 April 2025
That was my bad guys, I just accidentally changed the spawn location during testing. If it happens again just yell at me and I'll fix it as fast as possible. Your saves are still there so don't worry. Also I adjusted the xp formula for the enemy leveling system so you should be gaining xp again. If it continues having issues I will disable it until I figure it out more.
