Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 3595560 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 1 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | $7.99 |
| Free to play | No |
| Discount | 0% |
| Original price USD | $7.99 |
| Current price USD | $7.99 |
| Release date | Feb 13, 2026 |
| Developer | Whizkin Games |
| Publisher | Whizkin Games |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | 1 user reviews |
| Positive review percent | 100% |
| Positive reviews | 1 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 1 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | 38 |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | https://store.steampowered.com/app/3595560/ |
Short description
A retro 2D action-platformer where you battle vampire pirates on Uranus. Fight through 60 levels, defeat bizarre enemies, solve clever puzzles, and overthrow a twisted empire obsessed with sexiness.
About this game
An Epic 2D Side-Scrolling Comedy Action-Adventure Humanity is being harvested by a beauty-obsessed vampire empire hidden in the rings of Uranus. In ZetaZania, a massive space station built by sinister vampires, blood is power and perfection is law. As Earth’s top operative, you must fight your way through a society of seductive monsters, cosmic witches, and ruthless elites to bring the entire system crashing down. Welcome to the Weirdest War in the Solar System Humanity is under attack… by the Sexy Vampire Pirates from Uranus. Deep within the planet’s inner ring lies ZetaZania, a sprawling space station ruled by a twisted, beauty-obsessed vampire empire. Humans are harvested for their precious life elixir, and sexiness is law. You are Earth’s top military operative. Your mission: Infiltrate. Fight. Climb the ranks. Destroy the empire. Retro Action. Modern Feel. Jump, shoot, and fight your way through 60 handcrafted levels in a fast-paced 2D platforming adventure that blends classic gameplay with smooth, modern controls. Tight, responsive retro-style movement Satisfying combat with escalating intensity Puzzle-focused challenges where skill matters Optional visual puzzles for additional upgrades Simple to play. Difficult to master. Secrets, Upgrades and Strange Deals Take on optional puzzle challenges to encounter a mysterious figure. Make the right choices to unlock upgrades that can change how you play. Explore the Madness of ZetaZania Battle through 7 bizarre and dangerous districts, each with its own identity: Transportation Factories Scientific Laboratories Department of Sexiness Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons The Sacred Few Queen’s Palace King’s Lair Each zone introduces new original artwork, enemies, and a unique boss encounter. A Cast You Won’t Forget Face more than 50 original enemies, each with distinct personalities and behaviours. From seductive space vampires to cosmic witches and strange alien creations, every encounter is designed to be memorable. Retro Style, Reimagined Detailed 2D pixel art enhanced with layered lighting effects Vibrant alien environments full of color and atmosphere 3D pre-rendered cutscenes styled…
Supported languages
English