Pocket Hoes overview

Overview

Pocket Hoes comes from HJP and is published by HJP. It arrived on Steam on May 17, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Pocket Hoes's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 5 October 2026 - 23:37:38 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 6 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Pocket Hoes is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Pocket Hoes has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Pocket Hoes overview details

Pocket Hoes combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Pocket Hoes is a hilarious “dating” simulator where charm, mayhem and questionable decisions go hand in hand. You play as an adorable (or desperate?) protagonist who suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of wild, unique and unpredictable girls, each with their own quirks, drama and hilarious personalities. From the goth girl who only speaks in cryptic poetry, to the clown girl who goes mad with rage in real life, to the tan elf who takes every date as a live broadcast, your goal is simple: win their hearts, ridiculous conversation after ridiculous conversation. The game combines lighthearted storytelling with quirky scenarios and choice-based dialogue. Grow your relationships and discover each girl's story, and even some strange secrets along the way. With colorful art, absurd humor, and a host of whores to get along with (or scare away), Pocket Hoes is perfect for players looking for fun, flirty mayhem with a hint of heart. Will you be able to make it through awkward dates, bizarre challenges and romantic disasters?

SteamPulse editorial summary

Pocket Hoes is listed as a game with $7.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Indie and RPG. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 5 October 2026 - 23:37:38 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

sexual assault jokes, sex, nudity, genitals, BDSM

Support and legal notes

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.