Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 3713020 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | To be announced |
| Developer | Oldman Games |
| Publisher | Oldman Games |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | No user reviews |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
A lighthearted tower defense game where everyday people fight back against hustle culture. Place and upgrade offbeat heroes like pillow-throwing grannies and wheelchair slingshot kids to stop workers zombified by an energy drink corp. Use philosophy and paint to remind humanity how to enjoy life.
About this game
Hustle culture has consumed humanity. VitaBrew's EternaSip energy drink has transformed millions into The Hustled—mindless workers trapped in an endless grind, marching endlessly toward meaningless tasks. As The Joy Guardians, you're the resistance fighting back with the most unconventional arsenal: music, philosophy, comfort, and joy itself. STRATEGIC TOWER DEFENSE WITH HEART Place offbeat defenders across everyday battlefields—city streets, shopping malls, corporate offices, and more—to stop waves of over-caffeinated workers. Position your heroes strategically, manage your resources, and upgrade your defenses as each wave grows more relentless. UNCONVENTIONAL HEROES, UNEXPECTED WEAPONS Choose from 8 unique defenders, each bringing their own flavor of resistance to the fight. Deploy pillow-throwing grannies, wheelchair kids with perfect slingshot aim, DJs with hypnotic beats, philosophers asking existential questions, and chefs serving reality-checking tacos. Every defender upgrades as you progress, becoming more effective at breaking through the fog of hustle culture and reminding workers what they've forgotten. FACE VARIETY TYPES OF THE HUSTLED Every wave brings different combinations of over-caffeinated enemies representing toxic productivity culture. From burnt-out office workers and spreadsheet addicts to security guards and corporate executives, each enemy type tests your defenses in unique ways. Adapt your strategy as they grow stronger and more numerous. Face powerful bosses at the end of each environment, culminating in a showdown with Victor Blackwell, The Grindfather himself. DISMANTLE VITABREW'S EMPIRE Battle through 25 levels across 6 diverse environments, following VitaBrew's trail from street corners to their headquarters. Start with small operations on city streets, then track their distribution through shopping malls and banks. Investigate construction sites and ingredient farms before finally storming their corporate office to stop a new formula that could permanently transform humanity into productivity machines. Face longer paths, increasing enemy counts, and more complex layouts as you advance. COLORFUL CHAOS MEETS TACTICAL DEPTH…
Supported languages
English * * languages with full audio support