You Suck At Football overview

Overview

You Suck At Football comes from Gorka Games and is published by Gorka Games. It arrived on Steam on Aug 4, 2025, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Online Co-op, Partial Controller Support, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

You Suck At Football's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 10 September 2026 - 09:54:19 UTC, with a tracked peak near 8. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 61% positive across 23 reviews.

Language and system requirements

You Suck At Football is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

You Suck At Football has sold up to 1,536 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $6,132. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

You Suck At Football overview details

You Suck At Football combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

🏆 Control the Ball Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football. 🏐Physics-Based This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall. One slip = massive progress loss No checkpoints in hard mode Every climb is earned 🫂Multiplayer Mayhem Play solo or in online multiplayer. 🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!” 😭 “We were right at the top!!” 💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.” 🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships. Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty Vertical level design inspired by Only Up No loading screens, just pure upward pain 🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight. 🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience. Rage quits expected. Friendships may be lost. But if you make it to the top…

SteamPulse editorial summary

You Suck At Football is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Online Co-op, Partial Controller Support, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action and Adventure. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 10 September 2026 - 09:54:19 UTC, a tracked peak of 8, and 61% positive reviews.

Support and legal notes

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.