- THE BORDER JAM UPDATE!! - 7 September 2026
THE BORDER JAM UPDATE IS HERE!!Featuring 8 new borders from the community!!This was the hardest decision of our lives.Thank you to everyone who participated!! You guys submitted so many incredible borders!! We were initially going to only pick 5 to add to the game, but we had to bump it up to 8 to include more of our favorites.If you want to see the new borders blind... stop reading and play the game!! Most of the borders are pretty easy to unlock!!That being said, THE WINNERS ARE...BEERDOWS 96 by G.L.A.D.BUSINESS by CrystalClearGREAT PLACE by Stupid NeverIT'S RAINING BEER by Kei NegronJOHN BEER'S FUNERAL by ZoeOfTheApocalypseSTICKERS by DUKBOSHARP by big.q22GETTIN' DIZZY by ErationalWe spent HOURS arguing over which ones should get in, it was really close between a ton of other borders. Congratulations to the winners!! We'll reach out soon to you guys about prizes.View the winners and…
- THE BEERCRUSH BORDER JAM!! - 11 August 2026
MAKE BORDERS AND POSSIBLY GET THEM INTO THE GAME!!THAT'S RIGHT!! We're doing an ART CONTEST!! Make a border and we'll pick our favorites to be added into BEERCRUSH for REALS!!All of the info can be found on this page on our website!!But the gist is:Make a border, and follow the specific instructions listed on the website & submission form (border size 480x270, with an empty 320x240 square in the middle).No AI or NSFW.Winners get their border added into the game and a $20 cash prize through PayPal!!Deadline is September 1st at 11:59 PM EST!!THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!Stay Ergonomic,LOWLIGHT TEAM
- SUMMER SALE!! 40% OFF!! - 25 June 2026
HAPPY SUMMER SALE!!John has entered the real world to announce that the game is 40% OFF for the summer sale, and that the OST is 50% OFF!! Enjoy every golden minute of this sale... all 20,160 of them!!Cheers,LOWLIGHT TEAM
- BEERCRUSH 1.1.5 Update (Mod Support!) - 6 May 2026
What's good drunkards?! This is a small patch that adds Godot Mod Loader Support to BEERCRUSH! Now you can make mods and share them with other alcoholics on the Steam Workshop!Please consult this guide to get started!! And if you have any questions feel free to ask in the discord! Keep in mind that mods disable uploading scores to Steam (but you can still unlock stuff and earn achievements).Now here are the patch notes:Added Godot Mod Loader Support.Added an Epilepsy Warning when starting the game for the first time (disappears after tutorial is completed).Fixed being able to click through the quit pop-up, and start runs with it on screen.Cordially,LOWLIGHT TEAM
- BEERCRUSH 1.1.4 Update - 19 April 2026
Hello Alcoholics! Another patch has hit the Steam database, with improvements to controller support and bug fixes!Massive improvements to controller support:Added a new page in the settings specifically for controllers (Settings > Controls > Gamepad Settings)Features a dropdown for vertical camera movement options and sliders for the minigame head speed, cursor speed, and joystick deadzones.Triggers can now be set as inputs (i.e. you can set slide to RT/LT).Fixed dropdowns not working with controller.Fixed controller not working with John's TV.Note: BEERCRUSH was designed for mouse and we still highly recommend playing with that instead of a controller. But if you must, it should work a lot better now. Fixed issue where sometimes bottlecap icons would be stuck to your cursor when selecting one in a run.Fixed bug where John's corpse could drink beer.Fixed bug where there would be no door…
- Discord is Up!! - 9 April 2026
"Hi, my name is John, and I'm an alcoholic."We know we're 5 months late, but since some people have asked about it, we have an official discord server now! Talk with other alcoholics and figure out ways to drink even more beer!!GET IN HERE!!https://discord.gg/tyERGxyvBH
- BEERCRUSH 1.1.3 Update + Soundtrack Update - 8 April 2026
Hello once again beer addicts!! First of all, the Steam Soundtrack has FINALLY been updated with the new songs!! Same with the Bandcamp Album! Go take a listen!! (It'll be on YouTube very soon too!)Also, 1.1.3!!New Legislation Passed in City World:Slide Windows will now only appear before a gap, preventing incredibly hard to avoid damage when a Door was next.Doors are now guaranteed to appear after a Jump Window (no more Slide Windows), preventing a jump --> slide combo that may have been too tricky.Adjusted number of tiles before a gap to be a hard-set 4 tiles. Previously was picked randomly between 2 and 4, leading to very long chains of obstacles if you were unlucky.Adjusted streetlamps to be more out of the way.Added a texture to the archway.Increased Maximum Mouse Sensitivity from 2.0 to 4.0. Also, you can now see what the exact value is.Added new option for Mouse Acceleration (off…
- BEERCRUSH 1.1.2 Update - 1 April 2026
We at LOWLIGHT TEAM have finally created the ultimate update to a video game.Hired a Hollywood celebrity voice actor for Kyle to increase immersion.This is activated by enabling Kyle Mode in Settings > Other.Additionally, Kyle is now green to increase immersion.Fixed issues with large numbers in the Stats Menu.Fixed issues in a certain alternative world.Reverted Kyle's skin tone from green back to pink/purple (too immersive).Say Hi to Kyle for us,- LOWLIGHT TEAM
- BEERCRUSH 1.1.1 Update - 28 March 2026
Hello again drunkards! After a mildly rocky start to the update, we have a minor update to patch up some remaining small issues.Added an option to delete your save file. This only appears in Settings > Other while on the Main Menu.Only deletes your progress in-game, not any highscores or Steam Achievements.Extended the leaderboard textbox to allow for six-digit numbers (INSANE!! WELL DONE!!)Added a Tab to the BEERMAN to make it easier to see.Fixed the background of John's TV appearing as a black void.Fixed the CRT Border unlocking at 5 rounds instead of 25.Fixed HELL minigames having no audio during Kyle's Brew.Fixed some issues with the Jetpack in HELL.Fixed Casino Cards not having a sound effect in Bottomless.Fixed the text on the Quit menu.Fixed a typo in a death quote and in the Settings.Added a check to unlock John's Brew if Bottomless is already unlocked. (A bug that was introduce…
- BEERCRUSH: THE BOTTOMLESS CAN IS OUT!! - 19 March 2026
What's up alcoholics?! It's finally time...BOTTOMLESS MODE IS HERE!!!The update is out NOW!! So go ahead, LIVE LIFE!! FOREVER!!!Detailed list of changes:New Gamemodes!BottomlessDrink an endless amount of beer! As you descend, you’ll encounter a new world: The Abyss. Completing it will give you a score bonus and allow you to dive deeper, but it won’t be as easy as before…John’s TVComplete as many Beer Minigames as you can! John will require higher accuracy and speed as you go on. At least Kyle is there to tell you what world is next.HomebrewCreate your own beer! Select a world, a gamemode, your loadout of Bottlecaps, and a few other settings before blasting away!Includes 3 Challenges! Do you have what it takes? Probably!Note: Bottlecaps need to be discovered before they can be used in Homebrew. However, since this is a new feature, all bottlecaps will appear locked even if you have seen…
- Major Update Soon... (+ Thanks for 100 Reviews!) - 18 February 2026
Greetings Alcoholics!! Hope all of your interventions are going well. Before anything else, we just hit 100 total reviews on Steam, and we wanted to say thank you so much for making it happen! This is a huge milestone for us and we really appreciate all of the support!!Okay cool whatever now onto the juicy stuff... BEERCRUSH: The Bottomless Can, a free major update for BEERCRUSH, is on its way! The two of us at LOWLIGHT have been hard at work on this for a few months, and we're finally really to announce it!The update will include:A brand new endless mode (Bottomless) with a new world: "The Abyss"Blast through as many worlds as you can, and get pestered by The Abyss while continuing your downward spiral...Alternative worlds! Cosmetic (and sometimes gameplay altering) re-imaginings of every world!John's TV! A new gamemode that is exactly what you think it is.Homebrew! Practice any world…
- Soundtrack Release! + Speedrunning!? - 5 December 2025
It is time to listen to the Beer.It's finally out! The original soundtrack to the game with the highest blood alcohol content of 2025 has hit YouTube and Bandcamp!!Link to the YouTube Playlist!Link to the Bandcamp Album!The soundtrack will also release on Steam! In two weeks. Heh. Forgot about that rule.But that's not all!Speedrunning!!There is now a beautiful speedrun.com page for BEERCRUSH! Thank you so much LOOCA for creating it!!If you think you have what it takes... submit a run!! Be the first to demolish the sub-5 minute barrier for Happy Hour!!VERY POSITIVE?!When we launched BEERCRUSH we both thought the game was going to get like 5 downloads and 2 reviews maximum. The fact that we hit not 10... not 20... but 50 REVIEWS has left us utterly speechless. We cannot thank you drunkards enough for playing this... thing. Cheers!!Sincerely,- Pretzol & DragonsploderAlso! A very minor 1.0.…
- BEERCRUSH 1.0.2 Update - 25 November 2025
Small update to fix a few bugs.Bug Fixes:Corrected secret note in City.Fixed "Me" button functionally on leaderboards.Updates:Win state uploaded with score. NOTE: With this change, versions 1.0.1 and 1.0.0 will not be able to view high scores made with version 1.0.2 or higher.If you encounter any bugs or glitches, feel free to post it in the Steam Discussions or shoot us an email at [email protected]!
- BEERCRUSH 1.0.1 Update - 22 November 2025
What's up Alcoholics!? Thank you so much for playin' the game and for the positive reception!! We couldn't of asked for a better launch! We've been hard at work with bug fixes and other improvements... here's what we got!IMPORTANT: If your game shows a black screen with UI elements, try updating your Graphics Drivers!Bug Fixes:The "Top" selection when viewing scores will now scroll to the top.It is no longer possible to skip completing the tutorial.It is no longer possible to run around the cabin in Forest World.It is no longer possible to jump over doors in City World.It is no longer possible to slide out of the world in Forest World.Cult ambiance will now stop when exiting cult.Sliding while jumping no longer leads to a movement jitter.Beers in the final area are now tracked correctly, and count as CRUSHED beers.Beer boxes are no longer tracked as beers.Floatboots will no longer rando…
