Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition overview

Overview

Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition comes from Intrusive Thoughts Creative Collective and is published by Intrusive Thoughts Creative Collective. It arrived on Steam on Feb 23, 2026, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, Steam Cloud, Stats, and Steam Leaderboards. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 09:21:47 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 27 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition has sold up to 377 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $902. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition overview details

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Steam Store description

HOLE YOUR HORSES is a single-player, comedy arcade game of horse-slinging action. It is a game about a fictional sport called Dressage where horses gracefully jump through equine cutouts. As a player, you will throw these horses through their routines in a 3rd person, tactical, ragdoll physics arcade game. 9 Special Horses to love 9 Unique Horses to master Online Leaderboards Laugh out loud gameplay Shockingly skill based No quarters required Original music Horses have 4 legs, 2 eyes, and a Cronenbergian 8 chambered heart. These noble beasts have a soul, and are therefore capable of morality; of right and wrong. But if you don't want your relationship with your horse to go wrong it's important that you treat your horse right . Feed it apples once a day, brush its mane 100 times, and make sure it gets at least one hour of spinning too fast in the air before crashing violently to Earth. Long ago, our ancestors lived in harmony with the mighty horse, like estranged brothers. They taught us their ways and traditions. We now keep those traditions alive with our equine friends. The ultimate competition - played today exactly how it was played in Ancient history - was, still is, and will ever be: Hole Your Horses. Using your mouse, you will click on different parts of the horse. Dragging the mouse and then releasing will launch that part of the horse towards where you dragged. The further away you drag, the further the horse will be flung. As we all know, horses have a disembodied center of gravity. So don't forget that after you've launched your horse it will slowly b…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Hole Your Horses: Champion Edition is listed as a game with $4.99. It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, Steam Cloud, Stats, and Steam Leaderboards, and is associated with Action, Indie, and Sports. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 09:21:47 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

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