Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4518610 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | May 6, 2026 |
| Developer | FUTA |
| Publisher | FUTA |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | No user reviews |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
In the grim darkness of the far future, it's time to chill. A relaxing, low-stress sci-fi arcade breaker with a killer soundtrack. Smash heretical blocks, vibe to the music, and unlock explicit, uncensored videos of gorgeous sci-fi women packing their own "heavy artillery."
About this game
In the grim darkness of the 69th Millennium, even the Emperor's finest need to take a break. FUTAHAMMER 69000 is a laid-back, low-stress arcade brick-breaker set in a sci-fi universe where the galaxy's fiercest warriors bring their own "heavy artillery" to the party. The crusades are exhausting, the warp is loud, and sometimes a Commander just needs to kick back, turn up the music, and admire the local... scenery. We aren’t going to pretend this is a highly complex, sweaty tactical simulator. This is a game designed purely for relaxation. We’ve paired simple, satisfying brick-breaking mechanics with an absolutely killer soundtrack. Your only mission is to clear the heretical blocks, vibe to the music, and unlock highly classified, explicit encounters featuring the fully-loaded women of the Holy Vanguard. ⚔️ R&R (Rest & Relaxation) Features: The Holy Playlist: The real star of the show. Kick back to a fantastic, player-praised soundtrack that goes way harder than a simple arcade game has any right to. Put your headphones on and let the stress of the galaxy melt away. Lazy Arcade Action: Classic, zero-stress brick-breaking. No complicated skill trees, no punishing difficulty spikes. Just bounce your Holy Orb, break the blocks, and enjoy the show. Superior Firepower: As you clear the stages, you'll unlock explicit, high-quality, uncensored scenes (Futa x Girl and Futa x Futa). These warriors are packing massive payloads, and they are ready to help you unwind. The Golden Archives: A gallery mode fit for a Lord Commander on leave. Replay your unlocked conquests and admire their "extra equipment" at your leisure. One-Handed Command: Play with just your mouse. Keep one hand on the paddle and the other free for... whatever relaxes you. The galaxy can wait. Turn up the volume, drop your armor, and enjoy the view.
Supported languages
English * , French, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Simplified Chinese * languages with full audio support