- While you wait for the DLC, try our FREE ES: Portal Escape Chamber DLC!🤘 - 7 September 2023
We're calling upon the elite speedrunning community of SEUM to take on a thrilling new challenge (while you wait for the SEUM Update & DLC*): The "Portal Escape Chamber" DLC for Escape Simulator is LIVE! 🎉 The DLC has received the official seal of approval from Valve and is inspired by the Aperture Science Enrichment Center from the iconic Portal games. Get ready to plunge headfirst into a labyrinth of mind-bending puzzles where you'll mend the Personality Core, reunite with some familiar cube-shaped companions, and daringly defy the safety protocols of Aperture Laboratories to secure your freedom. Oh, and keep a keen eye out for that elusive cake... 🍰 🎮 Download the DLC here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2000170/Escape_Simulator_Portal_Escape_Chamber/?utm_source=seum&utm_campaign=portal&utm_medium=crosspost Escape Simulator is on the biggest sale ever: https://store.steampower…
- Escape Simulator is out now! - 19 October 2021
Hello speedrunners, We are so happy to present to you our latest game, Escape Simulator! This is our biggest game so far, and our team has been working on it for more than two years. Please help us spread the word about the game and help us continue making awesome games for all of you! 🤘 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1435790/Escape_Simulator/ With love ♥, Pine team
- Round 13 of the Beat the Gods Competition starts now! - 18 August 2021
We are back! Round 13 of the community event "Beat the Gods" starts now! The System This week features 5 Maps. Set a time and try to beat the time of the gods! If you beat the gods on at least 3 maps, you will win this Round! Gods’ time is calculated by the average of each individual god’s time! For the “All Powerup Map”: The time for you to beat is calculated by the average of the top 3 of gods’ times. At the end of the round you will get points for every level you've played. The average time of the gods will be used as reference for a SRPR of 10,000. We decided to reward winners (beat 3 gods at least) and the the best player if no player beats the gods: Round 13 Prize Pool: Gods are beaten: 1st: 75% ($45) 2nd: 25% ($15) Gods are not beaten: 1st: 25% ($15) 2nd: 0% ($0) Prize Pool: $60 USD Rules: Replays are locked. At the end of the week the replays and the times, as well as a spreadsh…
- Let's celebrate 5 awesome years of speedrunning in hell! \m/ - 2 August 2021
We released SEUM 5 years ago with our publishing partners, Headup games. Today, the contract between Pine and Headup expired, and we are happy to say that SEUM is now 100% Pine game! We've supported the game for the last 5 years because we love the game and our fantastic community. However, now we want to shift focus even more on SEUM! To say thanks to all (200k) players that played SEUM, we are preparing a new FREE update and new speedrun season. For all players that want even more SEUM, we are also preparing a new DLC. We are working on a brand new powerup, more modifiers, new levels, new gameplay mods,... We plan to release the update and the DLC this fall but will post more info soon. Till then, enjoy this teaser poster. ;) As always, if you have any questions, suggestions, or want to chat with the record holders, join our Discord. For all news about our games, follow us on Twitter…
- A new DLC and a free update are coming this fall! - 3 May 2021
To celebrate the biggest sale yet, we have a few good news to announce! The first and the most exciting is that we are working on a FREE update and a new DLC! Both are coming out this fall! To name a few things that we plan to add to the game: New floor with 11 new levels! New powerup! Two new modifiers. A few long-awaited fixes. (you know what I'm talking about ;)) New "League system". We have one more awesome surprise, but more on that in August! Btw, we are also working on a really cool project called Escape Simulator. Check it out, and don't forget to wishlist!
- Welcome to the Spooky Headup Halloween Sale! - 29 October 2020
Spooky scary greetings, friends! Do you know what time it is? It's that time of the year again when the leaves are falling, it's getting uncomfortable and cold outside and hollowed pumpkins are glowing and grinning behind the windows. Yeah, it's trick or treat time! It's Halloween again! And that's why also hell got possessed by the ghosts of "All Hallows' Eve"! So, join Marty in his (after)life with a special 'Trick or Treat' atmosphere! This is coming along with this year’s Steam Halloween Sale starting right now. So, if you have not done so yet, you should definitely go to hell and get Marty’s beer back - with 70% OFF! You can't get enough of Halloween? That's good news! So you should definitely dodge some bullets while typing exorcisms in The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia, explore the horrors of Manning Manor in Silver Chains and build some spooky bridges in Bridge Constructor…
- Season 8 update and super hot discounts! - 26 June 2020
Dear Speedrunners, It’ll be a cold day in Hell before we run out of new seasons! Season 8 is now officially open, so set your sights on the top of the leaderboard and don’t settle for anything less. To make sure that awesome news comes in pairs, we’re happy to share that SEUM is currently 70% off (biggest discount yet!!), while “Drunk Side of the Moon” and the brain-melting soundtrack are also at 60% of their usual price. Grab ‘em while they’re HOT! \m/ We’re also working on an update with some long-awaited fixes which got a little delayed because of the release of our newest title “The Academy”. We expect it to be ready in a month’s time, along with a new season maybe... We hope you’re all safe and well, hit us with your best speedruns and awesome feedback! Stay fast, \m/ Pine Team
- The 10 best hells in PC games - 20 March 2020
One Off The List is our weekly list feature. Is there something you think doesn t deserve to be on this list? Comment with your reasons why, and next week it may be struck off. Hell is other people, wrote Jean-Paul Satre. But also my favourite level in Doom. He was a smart man, and he probably lives in hell now, on account of all the atheism. But listen, hell doesn t seem that bad. Bit hot. Bit demonic. You could do a lot worse than a trip to the underworld, is what I m saying, and as luck would have it, we have the perfect means for you to go there without singeing your eyebrows or being dunked in a toxic lake for eternity. That s right: videogames. It s always videogames. Here are the 10 best hells you can visit on PC. (more…)
- Season 7 starts today! - 17 September 2019
Dear speedrunners, Time for the seventh season of speedrunning in the hell is at hand! What's new Mutators - To kick off a new season, we (finally) added mutators for individual levels. To unlock mutators, you will have to finish it 100%. A few small fixes Additionally, we are inviting you to share your ideas, thoughts, and suggestions on how to make SEUM an even greater experience for everyone. The rumor has it the gates of hell might reopen once more, where monstrously good SEUM 2 is awaiting for new speedrunners! https://forms.gle/SszWPDYckJKdEXwx9 Let’s burn hell to the ground! Pine Studio P.S. DLC will be 50% off tomorrow! Check it out, it's cool! \m/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/713560/SEUM_The_Drunk_Side_of_the_Moon/
- HELL YEAH: Developer Live-Stream at 9pm (CET) / 1pm (PST)! - 7 June 2019
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2F6da98fdb9d8d0ec4dfa32f9cbf37292ec3065cc7.gif Dear Speedrunners, it's Headups 10th Birthday! To celebrate the day SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell is 70% off and the devs from Pine Studio are streaming the game today right here on the Steam product page at 9pm (CET) / 1pm (PST)! HELL YEAH! Join them on their way through hell to get Martys beer back! But be carefull: SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell is fast. I mean REALLY fast! MIND BLOWING FAST!!! You don't know the game?!? SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell is like a bastard child of Quake 3 and Super Meat Boy and is truly hardcore and focuses on speed and fast reaction. You can’t get much more old school than this! https://store.steampowered.com/app/457210
- Battle Hell while Typing! - 19 February 2019
while running is still a valuable skill in The Textorcist, this time it's all about who can type the fastest! https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2Fde4215851312a8fac63669344460ed108fd000da.gif https://store.steampowered.com/app/940680 If you're enjoying fast paced action and you like bullet hell as well, give the Textorcist a try. Feel free to take a sip of Walrus ale right after defeating each of the 10 bosses this game has to offer!
- Season 6, BtG Round 9, and Winter Sale! - 21 December 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2Fc6afd2b282a199dc079dee33efe5458552dad185.pngDear Speedrunners, it's finally time for a new speedrunning season! As always the best players from Season 4 will get their special place in the "Pit of Infamy" and will be remembered until the end of times. Also, we skipped season 5 and we are now at SEUM's favorite number - season 6! Winter Sale During the Winter Sale SEUM is 70% off, the lowest price ever! Also, it's a great time to grab SEUM's DLC while it's 50% off! In other news: Try to beat the Gods of SEUM! We are doing Round 9 of the Beat the Gods competition! Rules • Gods need to set a time within 3 hours • The gods don’t get to know the level before trying to set a time and also do not create it on their own • You don’t get to know the time or the strategy used Round 9: • 1st Place: **Possible Special Surpri…
- Meet SEUM's fastest players on (un)official Discord server and more... - 11 July 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2F946480165003f01e76115ea6ccd82e3c27b999e4.jpg Speedrunners, we would like to invite you to SEUM's Official Discord server! There you can meet, ask, and talk to some of the fastest SEUM Speedrunners from all over the world. https://discord.gg/YTYHpaF This week SEUM is a part of the Headup Games big sale, and you can get it for less than a can of beer. https://store.steampowered.com/app/457210/SEUM_Speedrunners_from_Hell/ Also, it's a great time to grab The Drunk Side of the Moon DLC https://store.steampowered.com/app/713560/SEUM_The_Drunk_Side_of_the_Moon Round 6 of "Beat the Gods" is over! One player managed to beat 3 out of 5 gods and will receive the prize for #1. Congratulation "Jetwash"! \m/ Pine Studio Team
- New Season, BtG competition, and Summer Sale! - 21 June 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2F840c5a927173cb348bc9b0657f63109fadd94a0b.png Speedrunners, it's finally time for a new speedrunning season! As always the best players from Season 3 will get their special place in the "Pit of Infamy" and will be remembered until the end of times. Summer Sale During the Summer Sale SEUM is 70% off, the lowest price ever! Also, it's a great time to grab SEUM's DLC while it's 50% off! In other news: Round 6 of Beat the Gods competition just started! You can win this week, even if you don't own the DLC - and even win a copy of it! Major System Changes: • We introduce a leaderboard for the competition. Even if you don’t win a round, you still can collect points and climb the leaderboard! • Get medals and discord roles according to your achievements! • Further ideas following • Gods also will appear on the leaderboar…
- Round 5 of "Beat the Gods" competition just started! - 7 May 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2F6bdee58c9c67346ebea9906560b5e5f4c47ef4c0.png Speedrunners, round 5 of BtG just started! Set your time on all 4 levels until Sunday the 13th of May. Prize 1st Place: 40 € paysafe card OR Seum-Merchandise (Seum T-Shirt + Seum LP Soundtrack) 2nd Place: 10€ paysafe card OR Seum XboxOne/PS4 (You still need to beat the gods, 2nd place prize will just be given away, if there is more than one player beating the gods) Schedule • Maps: Created until May 1st. • Gods: Setting their time on May 2nd to 6th. • Publishing: May 6th • Competition ends on May 13th Ruleset Changes • Gods will get 3 hours for setting thier time and there are 2 gods per map. You have to beat the average time set by the gods • There is a level with all powerups. The time you have to beat is the average time of all god’s times • Macros and scripts are…
- "Beat the Gods" competition, SEUM on consoles, and a huge discount! \m/ - 16 March 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2F6bdee58c9c67346ebea9906560b5e5f4c47ef4c0.png "Beat the Gods" Competition Awesome SEUM community just announced new "Beat the Gods" competition. What's "Beat the Gods", you ask? Well, BtG is competition in which you need to beat "Gods" of SEUM in the community made maps especially crafted for the competition. One of Gods "Sirius" just wrote: "Week 4 of "Beat the Gods" just started! Set your time on all 8 levels until Saturday the 25th of March Good Luck! Prize: 10 € steam game or steam money Schedule: Maps: Created until March 8th. Gods: Setting their time on March 9th – 12th. Publishing: March 15th Competition ends on March 25th Ruleset Changes: Gods will get 3 hours for setting their time and there are 3 gods per map. You have to beat the average time set by the gods" You can check detailed rules, and list of G…
- "Beat the Gods" competition, SEUM on consoles, and a huge discount! \m/ - 16 March 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F24329565%2F6bdee58c9c67346ebea9906560b5e5f4c47ef4c0.png "Beat the Gods" Competition Awesome SEUM community just announced new "Beat the Gods" competition. What's "Beat the Gods", you ask? Well, BtG is competition in which you need to beat "Gods" of SEUM in the community made maps especially crafted for the competition. One of Gods "Sirius" just wrote: "Week 4 of "Beat the Gods" just started! Set your time on all 8 levels until Saturday the 25th of March Good Luck! Prize: 10 € steam game or steam money Schedule: Maps: Created until March 8th. Gods: Setting their time on March 9th – 12th. Publishing: March 15th Competition ends on March 25th Ruleset Changes: Gods will get 3 hours for setting their time and there are 3 gods per map. You have to beat the average time set by the gods" You can check detailed rules, and list of G…
- SEUM Patch #3249 - 5 January 2018
Here is the full changelog: Bugs fixed: * Can't jump from spawnpoint anymore * Snapback when spawning * Wrong leaderboard labels on speedrun end screens * Can't pick up something secret on Mac level select * Burnt Waffle invincible bug * Fixed levels which could not have been beaten in speedruns with mutators * Removed floors that don't exist in DLC from UI * Cutscenes and decorative torches on walls no longer ignore audio settings * Incorrect level numbers for locked levels requirement * 666% can now be achieved if DLC is not bought * D16 - Ghost platforms in shadow world can be shot from normal world by using roar in the previous level * Added more bugs to fix later Leaderboards that will be reset: * Burnt Waffle * Spirit Protector * Parachute * Faaaaal * Waffle * Burnt Waffle * Hill * Bunny Hopping * Lab Rat * Dolphin Dance \m/ Pine Studio
- SEUM Patch #3249 - 5 January 2018
Here is the full changelog: Bugs fixed: * Can't jump from spawnpoint anymore * Snapback when spawning * Wrong leaderboard labels on speedrun end screens * Can't pick up something secret on Mac level select * Burnt Waffle invincible bug * Fixed levels which could not have been beaten in speedruns with mutators * Removed floors that don't exist in DLC from UI * Cutscenes and decorative torches on walls no longer ignore audio settings * Incorrect level numbers for locked levels requirement * 666% can now be achieved if DLC is not bought * D16 - Ghost platforms in shadow world can be shot from normal world by using roar in the previous level * Added more bugs to fix later Leaderboards that will be reset: * Burnt Waffle * Spirit Protector * Parachute * Faaaaal * Waffle * Burnt Waffle * Hill * Bunny Hopping * Lab Rat * Dolphin Dance \m/ Pine Studio
- DLC is out now! + Free Update! - 20 October 2017
Hi, Speedrunners! Today we are proud to announce "The Drunk Side of the Moon", the first DLC Expansion for SEUM. It brings a ton of new content to the original game including 3 new powerups, 33 new levels, and new speedrun mutators! https://youtu.be/6G7KptTt1dw What's on the Drunk side of the Moon? Roar (New Powerup!): Point and fly, super-fast way to fly through levels. It feels like guiding a Redeemer on steroids. Rocket (New Powerup!): Now you can rocket jump, and it’s fun. But we haven’t stopped there! You can actually jump on the rocket and ride it! Going too slow? No problem shoot the rocket with a fireball to give it an extra boost. Shadow World (New Powerup!): Explore specially crafted levels from the two viewpoints: the world of light and the world of shadows. Speedrun mutators Speedrun mode now has mutators which allow you to play speedrun mode by having a powerup of your choo…
