Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4582250 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 1 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | Free to play |
| Free to play | Yes |
| Discount | 0% |
| Original price USD | — |
| Current price USD | Free |
| Release date | May 2026 |
| Developer | Good Enouf Studios |
| Publisher | Champlain College |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | 2 user reviews |
| Positive review percent | 100% |
| Positive reviews | 2 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 2 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | https://store.steampowered.com/app/4582250/ |
Short description
Socratic Smackdown is a 2.5D platform fighting game where players take control of animalized versions of philosophers in the fight for the next great thought. Play in a variety of stages as you explore all the characters home countries.
About this game
Have you ever sat down and asked yourself, what if the great philosophers of old were actually animalized fighters throwing down with each other to figure out the next great idea? No? Huh… Well we did, and now we invite you to try your hand at the Socratic Smackdown !! Philosophical Plat-Fighting Socratic Smackdown is the next in the very long and established line of 2.5D platform fighters, this time taking you all across a long forgotten world. It may not be exactly what you learned in history class but you’ll be able to bring your clashes across 12 unique stages— Each tying into a unique character's lore and real world connection! Unique Characters Take control of one of three reimagined ancient philosophers, each with a new animal themed twist! Will you play as Sharkrates, the master of questioning, who is as strong as an incoming tidal wave? Maybe Pythongoras, the charming snake with a passion for all things math and a trick up his sleeve. Or if neither of those suit your fancy, there’s always Newtcolo, our favorite Italian newt, whose eye for power has isolated him from all others. Regardless of who you pick, there will always be new knowledge to learn with each of our legendary champions! Head-Banging Music If you're winning, you’ll know it! Thanks to a dynamic music system, your specific character’s theme song will play when you’re in the lead, letting the whole lobby know who’s beating them! Enjoy your music, because it might’ve just put a big target on your back!
Supported languages
English * * languages with full audio support