Full game metadata
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Steam app type | game |
| Steam App ID | 4691400 |
| Live current players | 0 |
| SteamPulse tracked peak | 0 |
| Live count (today's peak floor) | 0 |
| Price | No longer available on Steam Store |
| Free to play | No current Steam offer |
| Discount | Not available |
| Original price USD | Not available |
| Current price USD | Not available |
| Release date | Nov 5, 2026 |
| Developer | LanternWard Games |
| Publisher | LanternWard Games |
| Owners estimated | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate minimum | Not available |
| SteamSpy owner estimate maximum | Not available |
| Review type | No user reviews |
| Positive review percent | Not available |
| Positive reviews | 0 |
| Negative reviews | 0 |
| Total reviews | 0 |
| Steam recommendations | Not available |
| Achievements | Not available |
| Average playtime forever | Not available |
| Windows support | Yes |
| macOS support | No |
| Linux support | No |
| Parent game | Not available |
| Store URL | Not available on Steam Store |
Short description
AI is taking your job and capitalism is trying to kill you. Fight back. This office roguelite throws hordes of coworkers and AI managers at you — snowball office supplies into a screen-clearing build and outlast 30 brutal years of reviews, debt, and firings. Clock in. Get rich. Retire. Maybe.
About this game
NOW HIRING: Senior Entry-Level Productivity Survival Analyst II Shareholder First Company Solutions is seeking a highly motivated self-starter to join our award-winning workplace family. The ideal candidate thrives under pressure, understands that “work-life balance” is a competitor’s myth, and remains committed to company goals despite rapidly escalating cross-functional incidents. This is a fast-paced opportunity with unlimited growth potential, provided you survive the probationary period. Responsibilities include: Maintaining control of your cubicle during high-energy team-building events Upgrading company-approved productivity tools, including staplers, laptops, printers, and other standard office equipment Surviving quarterly performance initiatives, surprise compliance events, and the Annual Performance Review Ability to lift 50 lbs Preferred qualifications: Strong time management during short, chaotic runs Ability to adapt to compounding weapon upgrades Comfortable operating in bullet-hell work environments Willingness to give 110% until there is nothing left to give Compensation & Benefits: After-life 401K financial planning Performance-based escalation Plentiful team-building opportunities The slow erosion of self Dental Performance Review: Survivor is a 2.5D roguelite where office problems follow you home, careers run short, and the Annual Performance Review is non-negotiable. In the unlikely outcome you manage to retire, comprehensive end-of-life financial 401K projection simulation is provided. Applications accepted via fax only. Orientation starts immediately upon submission.
Supported languages
English * * languages with full audio support