- Genital Jousting is joining the party at A MAZE. Berlin - 8 May 2024
Genital Jousting has a rich history with the fine folks at A MAZE. Berlin. With that in mind we're joining the party again this year with a big discount as part of the legendary annual arthouse games and playful media festival. Get involved! #AMaze2024
- Happy 3rd Anniversary, peens! 699,999 copies sold and 90% off! - 18 January 2022
The milestone we've all been waiting for has been reached and on our 3rd Birthday, no less. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion with a once in a generation discount of 90% off and the nicest price around. Now, we press on for 6,969 Steam reviews.
- How a game about dicks sold hundreds of thousands of copies - 23 July 2018
Genital Jousting has sold 354,139 copies so far. Which is a lot of penises. When it launched in Early Access in late 2016, Genital Jousting became a viral sensation—Gang Beasts with wangs. Seemingly everybody on YouTube made a video about, even us . Doing the rounds on social media paid off when Steam sales came round.  "A lot of the sales did come in Early Access," says creative director Evan Greenwood, "and a lot of that was during things like the Christmas sale which Steam included us in and things like that. I think there might have been a Valentine's bump." "We did a big Valentine's Day special," confirms programmer Robbie Fraser. "We wanted to do a two-for-one package and Steam wouldn't give it to us. We ended up doing 50% off instead, which is not quite the same thing." Success wasn't a sure thing for Genital Jousting. After wrapping up work on Bro…
- Steam Summer Sale recommendations: 2018 edition! - 26 June 2018
The old quote is wrong: neither death nor taxes are, it seems to me, as terrifyingly certain as the Steam Summer Sale . Yes, once more we can add to the heap that is our backlog by buying games for, what, five quid, on average? But there are so many to choose from that it’s easy to get flustered, so who better than the staff of RPS to hand-pick the best ones for your consideration (rhetorical question; do not answer)? Check out the full list below for a mix of games that should suit all pockets and tastes. (more…)
- Genital Jousting Post Launch Patch - 18 May 2018
https://cdn.steampulse.org/steam/asset?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteamcommunity%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fclans%2F26894751%2F659845ea53f4c9e7b7fae2b82e43e651001a4681.jpg We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience. In this update: - MAC BUILD! - Press "x" to poop (when stomach is full) - Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of your anus in Story Mode - Date night dogs are less intense - Consuming a beehive will now cause you to ejaculate bees - Better saw blades - 28 Achievements that actually work! - Narration subtitles for Story Mode - Added Free Lives and Devolver logos to the game...finally…(sorry Devolver) - More decoration and polish in some Story Mode scenes - Numerous stability fixes to Story Mode - Fixed credits text
- Genital Jousting's story mode is like The Stanley Parable but you're a penis - 6 March 2018
You know what Genital Jousting is, yeah? It's the multiplayer game where everyone looks like a wobbling penis graffiti drawn by a 10-year-old boy . Those penises also have buttholes, and these weird dickbutt things chase each other around a variety of different multiplayer modes. It's a surprisingly fun beers-on-the-couch party game that went from Early Access to full release this year. And with the full release, it gained a single-player story mode. Which was not something people were crying out for. If there was suddenly a single-player story mode in Vermintide, I'd be excited. Overwatch, yeah, why not. The game about cartoon wangs, though? What's even stranger is that it's good. You are John, an ordinary penis who works in an office and worries about his approaching high school reunion. You play through his stress dreams and work life and the dates he goes on…
- Genital Jousting s final cut thrusts into the limelight with story mode - 20 January 2018
Everyone loves a good dick joke, but Broforce studio Free Lives’ Genital Jousting is something else. It’s bizarrely visceral and meaty in a way that comedy schlongs rarely are. It feels a world away from the twirling phalluses of Mount Your Friends , with meat slapping against meat with uncanny gusto, accompanied by some quite unsettling Foley work. Free Lives realize this, to some degree, and have attempted to put fears to rest and defuse some difficult questions with an extensive Q&A . It’s a complex, thorny thing and one I’m not especially willing to deep-dive into. What’s less complex is that the game has left early access and properly launched, including a solo story mode, as unusual as that sounds. (more…)
- Penis-based party game Genital Jousting leaves Early Access, gains a story mode - 18 January 2018
Genital Jousting, developer Free Lives' delightfully puerile multiplayer cock-'em-up, has finally released on PC after 14 months in Early Access development. For those unfamiliar with Genital Jousting, it's described as an "online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses". Consider yourself warned. Last time I spent a few happy hours Genital Jousting, the focus was undoubtedly on its hilariously raucous Classic and Party modes. Here, up to eight human-controlled wangs can battle it out across a surprisingly diverse range of maps and mini-games (with names like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up) for ultimate sausage supremacy, usually by frantically attempting to consensually penetrate their peers. Read more…
- GENITAL JOUSTING FULL RELEASE NOW LIVE! - 18 January 2018
Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends. https://youtu.be/EJJQt0aRT2Q
- GENITAL JOUSTING FULL RELEASE NOW LIVE! - 18 January 2018
Genital Jousting has pulled out of Early Access and has climaxed into full release. Enjoy the satisfying new story mode with full dynamic voiceover narration alone or with friends. https://youtu.be/EJJQt0aRT2Q
- Genital Jousting is releasing in Australia when it leaves Early Access this week - 16 January 2018
Genital Jousting , the "multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses", will release out of Early Access on January 18. That's good news if you're into amusing party games, and it's also good news if you're into video games about genitals. But it's even better news for Australians who have longed to play this dick-oriented video game, because it'll finally become available there. You see, back when the game launched on Steam in 2016, publisher Devolver Digital announced that it wouldn't bother submitting the game to Australia's notoriously finicky classification board. As someone who lives in Australia and has witnessed the whims of that board firsthand, I'm pretty sure the game wouldn't have had a problem getting a rating. But given Devolver's experience with Hotline Miami 2, they're probably wary of wasting t…
- GENITAL JOUSTING | FULL RELEASE! | 18 JAN - 15 January 2018
FULL RELEASE DATE! Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January! Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action. At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, content and love we've put into it. You can still enjoy the variety of party modes with 8 other penises, on your couch or over the internet, plus unlock a variety of adorable outfits to dress your flaccid willy up with. All of that goodness is still in Genital Jousting, plus this extra experience for those who just want a quiet time playing with their own dick. THE (FULLY N…
- GENITAL JOUSTING | FULL RELEASE! | 18 JAN - 15 January 2018
FULL RELEASE DATE! Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January! Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action. At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, content and love we've put into it. You can still enjoy the variety of party modes with 8 other penises, on your couch or over the internet, plus unlock a variety of adorable outfits to dress your flaccid willy up with. All of that goodness is still in Genital Jousting, plus this extra experience for those who just want a quiet time playing with their own dick. THE (FULLY N…
- Genital Jousting's price will go up when it comes out next week - 12 January 2018
For the uninitiated: Genital Jousting is a party game about inserting cartoon penises into cartoon buttholes (on the cartoon penises) and occasionally some other things. With that out of the way, onto the news: Genital Jousting is leaving Steam Early Access and officially launching on Thursday, January 18, publisher Devolver Digital announced today.  While the game's Steam page still says "there are no current plans to change the price" after Early Access, Devolver Digital confirmed in their tweet that "the price will go up." At the time of writing, Genital Jousting is $5.   We got our first look at Genital Jousting in late 2016 when Tim, Bo and Tom gave its party mode the old college try and found it surprisingly involved. (Genital Jousting developer Free Lives also made the fabulous Broforce , for the record. They know their camp.) It's received significant updates…
- This 'xxxhibition' complete with dildo joysticks was the highlight of PAX Australia - 1 November 2017
This year at PAX Australia I was given a wristband with an R18+ rating on it, certifying I am a real adult who is allowed to look at real adult games. Australians campaigned long and hard for 18+ games to be sold here and the system's still not perfect, but I'm glad to see official recognition that games aren't just for children. With this wristband I could have lined up to play South Park: The Fractured But Whole over on the show floor, but instead I chose to spend the last day of the con at an 'xxxhibition' of games for adults.  It's a hike from the show floor to the theater building and then up two flights of stairs to room 214, where a sign with an eggplant emoji welcomes visitors to this showcase of sexy games. It's not a place you're likely to stumble across by accident while looking for the Injustice 2 booth.  Compared to most of…
- WINNERS OF THE GENITAL JOUSTING FAN ART COMPETITION ANNOUNCED! - 28 August 2017
Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs. The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated! We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game. WATCH THE FINAL JUDGING: THE WINNERS!! http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/GenitalJousting-Fan-Art-by-Roman-Dubina.-1024x576.jpg THIRD PRIZE: $250 Congratulations Roman Dubina! http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/[email protected] SECOND PRIZE: $500 Congratulations Simone le Roux! http://freelives.net/wp-content/up…
- WINNERS OF THE GENITAL JOUSTING FAN ART COMPETITION ANNOUNCED! - 28 August 2017
Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs. The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated! We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game. WATCH THE FINAL JUDGING: THE WINNERS!! http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/GenitalJousting-Fan-Art-by-Roman-Dubina.-1024x576.jpg THIRD PRIZE: $250 Congratulations Roman Dubina! http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/[email protected] SECOND PRIZE: $500 Congratulations Simone le Roux! http://freelives.net/wp-content/up…
- Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition with $2000 Cash Prizes! - 1 June 2017
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- Genital Jousting Fan Art Competition with $2000 Cash Prizes! - 1 June 2017
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- Wet Hot Summer Update! - 30 May 2017
http://freelives.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/HotwetSummer_new_text_Smallish.jpg The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting brings a throbbing orgy of new content including SIX new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Get ready to tangle with your friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wash, VolleyBalls, Get Pumped and Spa Day! WATCH THE TRAILER HERE! FAN ART COMPETITION! Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by nearly 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! “Genital Jousting has exceeded all sales forecasts and expectations which, if we’re being honest, were all at zero,” noted Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “But like my grandmother always said, people love them some penises and buttholes.” We are celebrating this milestone with a GENITAL JOUSTIN…
