Calm Down, Stalin overview

Overview

Calm Down, Stalin comes from Cartboard Games and is published by Cartboard Games. It arrived on Steam on Sep 8, 2016, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Partial Controller Support, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Calm Down, Stalin's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 15:05:29 UTC, with a tracked peak near 74. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 90% positive across 1,133 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Calm Down, Stalin is available in 2 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Calm Down, Stalin has sold up to 64,586 units and has 1,050 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $182,000. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Calm Down, Stalin overview details

Calm Down, Stalin combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Got too stressed ruling your country? Check out our second, more relaxing game: Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering the phone, dealing with your subordinates, and most of all - fighting the stress of your position by smoking your pipe and any other available means! Features: directly control your arms to move things around and interact with them smoke your pipe to reduce stress and prevent shaking hands a set of useful tools and annoying distractions story mode that unlocks more items to use endless mode to challenge yourself and your friends for high score

SteamPulse editorial summary

Calm Down, Stalin is listed as a game with $3.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Partial Controller Support, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 15:05:29 UTC, a tracked peak of 74, and 90% positive reviews.

Overview tags

MemesCasualIndieFunnyPoliticsComedySimulationIlluminatiPsychological HorrorStory RichCold WarWorld War IISingleplayer

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