Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps overview

Overview

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps comes from Warrior General Games, LLC and is published by Warrior General Games, LLC. It arrived on Steam on Apr 3, 2017, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 19:20:04 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 75% positive across 12 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps is available in 1 languages including:

1 regional rating boards including dejus

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps has sold up to 408 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $852. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps overview details

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

What is this game? Glorch's Great Escape is a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade," a grenade with a built-in teleporter. Guide Glorch from his prison cell through the defenses of his captor's space station, and help him escape on his impounded ship. You'll be solving plenty of difficult platforming puzzles and scenarios, finding some secrets, smashing a few robots, and generally dying a whole bunch of times. We've made sure to include a freshly composed jazzy soundtrack to help keep your platformer rage levels in check. So what is a Telenade, and why is Walking for Chumps? Glorch can waddle left and right if he must, but he isn't even going to attempt to jump. That sounds like too much effort. Besides, why bother walking when you can just teleport wherever you want to go within range of a short throw? Only chumps would do that. What is a Glorch anyway? Glorch is a member of the Glorches, a race of...ahem..."big boned" purple aliens. They are the inventors of the Telenade. How about a feature rundown? Based on our top 20 Ludum Dare 32 entry of the same name 24 challenging levels, with additional extra-difficult "challenge" levels to unlock by reaching par milestones Plenty of varied puzzles and scenarios to figure out, dangers to avoid, secrets to find, and deadly pits to fall into Each level has been lovingly hand-crafted to find just the right balance of difficult and satisfying Jazzy soundtrack? Yeah.

SteamPulse editorial summary

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps is listed as a game with $2.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 19:20:04 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 75% positive reviews.

Overview tags

ActionIndieSci-fiPixel GraphicsDifficultPuzzle-Platformer

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