Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade overview

Overview

Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade comes from Nerd Commando Game Studios and is published by Nerd Commando Game Studios. It arrived on Steam on Apr 24, 2023, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 06:01:39 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 43% positive across 7 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade is available in 2 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade has sold up to 210 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $2,070. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade overview details

Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

The Royalium of the Man was founded by a mysterious entity that is known only as The King. Some say he's an ancient Assyrian shaman, some say he's an alien, some say he's a retired rock star - no one knows for sure. What's assertive is that he has managed to kickstart a psychic evolution of the human race - by focusing real hard on a female ass, the male mind, in its willingness to reproduce and survive, can unleash the colossal psychic potential. With this knowledge The King has lead the humanity in conquering the entire universe. Then, as he wanted to push the man's limits even further, he has constructed four planet-sized supercomputers so they would calculate the scientifically perfect shape of a female ass to focus on. The AIs, however, has found the whole concept to be rather unscientifical and have decided that it's their duty to return the humanity to more enlightened ways. As they felt that the humans in their current state will never understand any proper language, they've fashioned themselves as "The Order of the B.O.O.B". Their experiments have unraveled that over-focusing on the pesky tits brought the subjects out of hyper-psionic state and thus into what the AIs considered as "sanity". This lead to a colossal civil war that spanned across the entire universe and lasted for four hundred thousand years. But now, finally, mankind has hope - the pinnacle of our species, Astro Commandos assemble to repel the rebellous invaders once and for all. The Buttlerian Crusade begins. Features: - A Roguelite with Puzzle and Tactical elements - think Darkest Dungeon meets In…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade is listed as a game with $9.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Indie, RPG, and Strategy. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 06:01:39 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 43% positive reviews.

Overview tags

IndieStrategyRPGPuzzleRogue-lite2DFunnyTurn-BasedSingleplayerSexual ContentTacticalEarly AccessTurn-Based TacticsGreat SoundtrackDifficult

Content descriptors

Our game does not contain any depicted nudity but it's centered around the eternal dispute of "ass versus tits" so it has some obviously raunchy themes.

Support and legal notes

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