- Been about 2 months, time of the next Big Update! - 18 February 2025
I sometimes nibble on blue cheese. Occasionally paired with crackers or a glass of wine, but not always. In fact who knows, I could be doing it at this very moment. I'll never tell. Performance fixes. Game should run much smoother.
- Well, I screwed up (the leaderboards) - 22 January 2025
If anyone checks the leaderboards and notices their max wave is wrong, it's my fault (and I'm trying to fix it). In a recent "lag reduction attempt" update (uploaded 1/12) I introduced some buggy code that would set a players' max wave on every map to 51 due to a faulty assumption the player had unlocked all achievements / completed all maps; anyone that's played since then should have been affected (NOTE: This only affects leaderboard entries, not achievements or anything else). Unfortunately, while I can delete faulty leaderboards entries I can't find any indication Steam saves leaderboard history, nor does it look like I can find 'new leaderboard records' on players' profiles. I'm reaching out to Steam support to see if there's anything I've missed and in the meantime I've tried reverting the leaderboards to what I remember them being before 1/12, but may have made mistakes. I honest…
- i hear people like eggs - 5 January 2025
Happy easter. Added 2-3 new side eggs on every map. Also addressed some player requests ;) Additional melee weapon on each map, either as a wall buy, ee reward, or can be found on the ground. New "wonderfizz" esq machine on all maps but Whiteout. Game creator will now scream into pillow instead of out loud when he loses at super smash bros so his neighbor's don't get upset.
- It took me 8 months to realize I misspelled "Medieval" - 1 December 2024
What can you expect, I read at a 3rd grade level. New Additions: Save & Quit option on the Pause Menu Steam leaderboards for each map New "Full Throttle" Power drop New Guns in weapon roulette: M2 Flamethrower (Available on every map once that map's Easter Egg / Master Achievement is complete) PPSH (On Outbreak, Resistance, Whiteout & Medieval) Browning Automatic (On Central, Resistance & Medieval) Remington Model 11 (On Central, Resistance & Medieval)
- Steam Achievements Finally Added - 28 October 2024
Important Notes: It took 3 coffees, 2 beers, a bottle of wine and 7 hours of coding. Afterwards I ordered a pizza and ate it at 2:30 in the morning. The next day I felt like shit. Pls let me know if any issues are encountered with achievements, was my first time tryna set up my game to coordinate with steam. Also if anyone is insane enough to go for the master / grandmaster challenges, if you encounter lag please yell at me about it n I will try to fix. Bye bye now
- Really reaching for content with this one - 19 August 2024
Every map has 2 collectable journal entries, pieces will drop during gameplay & hint to easter egg completion steps & reveal backstory of the map / game. Does a free 2D pixel art graphics zombie shooter need a backstory? Eh f*ck it, it's more content. The journal entries can be accessed on a screen that shows a "realistic" version of each map, generated by AI. Now I promise ya'll this is the only time I will use AI here, never again. This game is completely made through organic human work and thought, this is the only exception, I promise. Next update i'll add achievements or something idfk I'm just gonna ask AI to generate and code the whole thing.
- I'm about to demolish some pasta - 26 July 2024
Notes: New wave changing sound for Whiteout Little Intro effects for most maps Shotguns / snipers that should go "chch" actually do it Better reticle for snipers that zoom in when ADS Some semi auto guns are now triple burst Realized the only good guns in my game are ARs so gave big buffs to AA12, the one good sniper in my game (I have no idea what it's called) and the Skar, which I also turned into an LMG Now I wait and see how many new bugs I introduced :)
- woah! - 21 July 2024
Yes! Another update. +Custom Settings >Customize everything (aka what I felt like) before starting a match! +Game-End Points earned display +My meds are helping more these days. This isn't a patch note but I thought I'd include it. +Okay fuck it fine I'll stop taking my meds if that's what you all want. GOD.
- sdk suks - 17 July 2024
FOR 5 MONTHS YOU WOULDN'T LET ME UPLOAD STEAMWORKS SDK. 5 MONTHS IT TOOK ME TO FIGURE OUT YOUR BS BUT I DID IT, I BEAT YOU SDK, I WON AHAHAHAHA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA variety of balance changes n graphical additions
- New Map: MidEvil - 11 February 2024
New 6th map MidEvil New gun that pops zombies like confetti New line of text
- Happy New Years! - 8 January 2024
Happy new years to all you crazy people. What did old "jesus christ that guy is ugly!" (as they call me) change with this update? Well well well, no spoilers! Framerate fixes. That's it.
- More legitimate patch notes - 28 December 2023
Added "contracts" to try to make this boring ass game more interesting. Also every map has an easter egg now. Probably introduced bugs but I'll fix them in future updates probably maybe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take a shit.
- Finally fixed the aspect ratio - 11 December 2023
From 1:1 to 16:9, the most common / standard Also fixed up some small things and added camera zoom options / control modification from mid game pause menu
- Natch Potes - 26 November 2023
I love when Steam asks me to "enter patch notes". I just take another swig from my bottle and type in something random. For example, it's so funny how life continues marching on even though nothing matters aND I DONT KNOW WHAT I CA- *couch* Sorry, something stuck in my throat, have a good day all
- tweeked some things - 13 November 2023
I was drunk and realized some things were op/some things could use improvements. Also please, PLEASE do not enter "nggyu" on the title screen. Nasty bug, will try to fix it later. Have a great night the 3/4 people that seem to actually read these posts lol
- Big update - 18 September 2023
If you type "something will happen" 100 times then click enter something crazy will definitely happen
- Fixed bug where toxic vapor would randomly teleport you - 7 September 2023
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- there was a crash - 18 August 2023
there was a crash, a very special crash, the most special crash. I named him crash. Crashy and I were inseperable, we loved each other. But one day he pointed out I misspelled "inseparable" in this post and I had to kill him. Crashy is dead now. No more Crashy (when u pick up gun under certain conditions.. i.. i fixed the crash)
- Patch Notes - 14 August 2023
jesus christ this game has shit code
- FUCK - 14 August 2023
NONO I UPLOADED THE ONE WITH COPYRIGHT SONGS FUCK
