Porcelain Panic overview

Overview

Porcelain Panic comes from Alone Games and is published by Alone Games. It arrived on Steam on Feb 19, 2018, and it sits naturally among Single-player and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Porcelain Panic's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 09:39:49 UTC, with a tracked peak near 1. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 3 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Porcelain Panic is available in 1 languages including:

regional rating details listed by Steam when available

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Porcelain Panic has sold up to 140 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $112. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Porcelain Panic overview details

Porcelain Panic combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

3 Game Modes! Story Mode - A short but also desperately lacking story where the object is to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord. Turdurance Mode - How long can you hold it in with increasingly hard to find bogs ? Tribog Mode - Become a Bog-Lord! They need to use the bog too. Match your ever changing character to their rightful bog. 5 Unlockable Characters! Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3! 6 Unlockable Items! Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors! Other Features Two shades of brown. A Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord (but not at the same time). An annoyingly addictive sound track. One shade of brown is rather sickly. Impressive buzz words such as 'Golden Wipe' and 'Spice Turd'.

SteamPulse editorial summary

Porcelain Panic is listed as a game with $0.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Casual, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 09:39:49 UTC, a tracked peak of 1, and 100% positive reviews.

Overview tags

ActionIndieCasualSimulation

Support and legal notes

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