Toddler Simulator overview

Overview

Toddler Simulator comes from JoshCorp and is published by JoshCorp. It arrived on Steam on Mar 5, 2018, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Stats, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows, macOS, Linux, and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Toddler Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 10 September 2026 - 11:31:13 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 67% positive across 33 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Toddler Simulator is available in 7 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Toddler Simulator has sold up to 1,135 units and has recommendation data pending. The estimated VGI revenue is $1,596. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Toddler Simulator overview details

Toddler Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

You are a toddler. The world is your playground — and nothing is safe. Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance. Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more. Designed as a physics playground where creativity and chaos are the main objectives. In many cases it's important to get yourself into a silly mood (maybe get drunk first) to fully enjoy and appreciate this game. Yes really. It's fun to customize your character - press [H] any time in game. Don't forget the accessories! Make sure you EXPLORE! Cars are a great way to get around quickly. There are lots of areas to go to and many things to do - look out for the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm, the caravan park, and more! Find the golden nappies - these give you an upgrade of speed, strength, or vomit distance! You destroy stuff Open world to explore You can jump really high Puke on demand Driving forklifts is fun Over the top and funny physics The toddler does dances Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff

SteamPulse editorial summary

Toddler Simulator is listed as a game with $1.49. It supports Windows, macOS, and Linux, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Stats, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 10 September 2026 - 11:31:13 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 67% positive reviews.

Overview tags

IndieCasualSimulation

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Support and legal notes

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