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Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game overview

PixelGreeds | Jun 15, 2018 | game

Released

0players observed · 22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC

ActionAdventureIndiePuzzle-PlatformerPuzzleSteam Store

  • Latest observed playersNot available
  • SteamPulse tracked peak2
  • Units sold (VGI)5,207
  • Revenue (VGI)$3,442
  • Review score96% positive

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game dated player observations, monthly player trends, reviews, and game metadata are tracked on SteamPulse.

  • Latest observed playersNot available
  • SteamPulse tracked peak2
  • Units sold (VGI)5,207
  • Revenue (VGI)$3,442
  • Review score96% positive
  • Total reviews322
  • Release dateJun 15, 2018
  • DeveloperPixelGreeds
  • PublisherPixelGreeds

Genres: Action, Adventure, Indie

Company pages: Developer: PixelGreedsPublisher: PixelGreeds

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Game overview

Overview

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game comes from PixelGreeds and is published by PixelGreeds. It arrived on Steam on Jun 15, 2018, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 96% positive across 322 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game is available in 9 languages including:

EnglishFrenchItalianGermanSpanish - SpainJapanesePortuguese - PortugalRussianSimplified Chinese

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

PlatformTypeOSProcessorMemoryGraphicsStorage
WindowsMinimumNot listedIntel Core 2 Duo 2.1 ghz1 GB RAM2nd Generation Intel Core HD Graphics (2000/3000), 512MB300 MB available space

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game has sold up to 5,207 units and has 274 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $3,442. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Detailed game overview

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game overview details

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Hi guys, it's your humble developer. Here you see the game that: -costs less than 1 dollar -has a clickbait poster -a cringy title -and Anime ladies. Now you're thinking: "It's (the game of my dream!) just another indie trash". But I swear it's a nice game. And if you still don't believe me, then this description should convince you. Gameplay Teleportals is not just a bunch of hentai pictures disguised as a game as it might first appear. More than 60 stages with puzzles and platforming with difficulty varying from "too easy" to "Dark Souls of puzzle games". You can set portals and then teleport to them. These portals have different properties and reactions to the environment. For example, a large portal can defend you from enemy projectiles, but it is so big that can't go through some narrow passages and a gravity panel can't launch it as high as a small portal. Plot Hilarious dialogues with violet cabbage-head about movies, religion, gentlemen, moral and ways to organize the world. And there will be plot-twists. +This story won local Writers' award. Anime beauties Girls like smart guys (2d girls. Not sure about 3d ones) so you get special points for every puzzle solved. These points can be spent on various features. For example, you can unlock some spicy pictures in the Gallery. Flexible system that meets your preferences I know that people are different. Some like puzzles, but skip dialogues completely. Some play only for the plot and gameplay just distracts them. Some don't even like anime girls (!). I made it so everyone can customize the game for his own needs. Y…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game is listed as a game with $0.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Adventure, and Indie. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 96% positive reviews.

Overview facts

FieldValue
GameTeleportals. I swear it's a nice game
Steam App ID873200
Typegame
Release dateJun 15, 2018
DeveloperPixelGreeds
PublisherPixelGreeds
Price$0.99
PlatformsWindows
GenresAction, Adventure, Indie
CategoriesSingle-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
Supported languagesEnglish, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Simplified Chinese
WebsiteNot available

Player and review overview

MetricValue
Latest observed players0 · 22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC
SteamPulse tracked peak2
Positive reviews309
Negative reviews13
Total reviews322
Positive percent96%
Review typeVery Positive
Recommendations274
Average playtime913 minutes

SteamPulse record freshness

FieldValue
Steam release dateJun 15, 2018
Official Steam feed update (UTC)24 April 2023 - 03:40:48 UTC
SteamPulse last record update (UTC)22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC
Live player count updated (UTC)22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC
Store metadata updated (UTC)22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC

Content descriptors

All nudity is contained in the Gallery only - it's a separate menu in the game. Player collects points during the game and can spend them to unlock pictures in the gallery if he wants. It's optional and not necessary for beating the game.

Highlighted achievements

AchievementDescription
But can you do this?No description
See you space cowgirlNo description
B-bakaNo description
TelefraggedNo description
Anime was a mistakeNo description
3D ones?No description
Die Another DayNo description
Notice me, senpai!No description
Clickbait workedNo description
DepartedNo description

Support and legal notes

FieldValue
Support email[email protected]
Support URLNot available
Legal noticeNot available

References

Official and third-party reference links for checking this Steam app outside SteamPulse.

ReferenceLink
SteamPulse canonicalhttps://steampulse.org/game/873200
Steam Storehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/873200/
Steam Communityhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/873200
PCGamingWiki search
IGDB searchSearch IGDB for Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game

Game FAQ

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.

What is the latest observed Steam activity for Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game?

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game's latest SteamPulse observation records 0 players at 22 September 2026 - 13:47:11 UTC, with a tracked peak of 2 concurrent players in the available SteamPulse record. SteamPulse also records about 15 hours of average lifetime playtime.

Is Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game growing or declining recently?

September 2026 is still in progress. The month-to-date average is 0 players; the highest observed daily value is 0 players. Available values are provisional and will continue changing until the UTC month closes. The completed comparison month is August 2026.

What country-level audience data is available for Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game?

In the observed sample of public reviewer profiles with a visible country, the leading shares are United States (38.9%), Germany (5.6%), Canada (5.6%). The separate directional player-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (33.3%), Germany (5.6%), Canada (4.9%). The directional follower-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (43.1%), Germany (5.4%), Canada (4.7%). The directional wishlist-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (29%), China (7.2%), Germany (5.6%). Only the reviewer view is based on observed public profile countries; the other percentages are modeled relative weights, not verified account locations or country-level user counts.

What does the Steam review footprint look like for Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game?

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game currently sits at 96% positive across 322 Steam reviews tracked by SteamPulse, including 309 positive reviews and 13 negative reviews. Steam labels the current review summary as Very Positive.

How much follower and Twitch attention does Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game have?

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game currently has about 1K tracked Steam followers as of 25 January 2026 - 00:00:00 UTC. On Twitch, SteamPulse is matching roughly 0 live viewers across 0 active streams for the game's category.

What is the current Steam price for Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game?

Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game is currently listed at $0.99 on Steam. SteamPulse uses the current store snapshot and historical price records to show whether the page is at full price or in a discounted window. Steam recommendations currently stand near 274, which helps add market context around that price.

Reviews, pricing, and metadata

Review summary

Very Positive

96% positive, 309 positive, 13 negative

Price and discount

$0.99

Platforms

Windows

Categories

Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing

Achievements

11

Platform releases
  • Steam 16 June 2018

DLC and packages

Steam bundles

I swear it's a niceBundle #20939 - 25% off$5.82
Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game.Buy Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game #276047$0.99

System requirements

Minimum requirements

Minimum: OS *: Windows XP SP3 Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.1 ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: 2nd Generation Intel Core HD Graphics (2000/3000), 512MB Storage: 300 MB available space

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