Update for May, 12, 2025 — Bashtronaut Steam update #1017791

🔥 BASHTRONAUT - "TERMINATION PROTOCOL UPDATE" 🔥 "Attention, Employee # REDACTED: Unauthorized use of debug commands is now grounds for immediate dismissal. Per company policy." That's right, maggot—Invader B Gone Extermination Solutions, Inc. has reluctantly patched out the "K for KILL" debug function after "several regrettable workplace incidents" (read: you kept pressing it and dying). ✧ OFFICIAL PATCH NOTES (CLEARANCE LEVEL: LOOSELIP) ✧ REMOVED the "K-YOURSELF" debug shortcut ("It was a feature, not a bug!" – Senior Dev, now fired). ADDED a sternly worded HR Violation pop-up if you still try to press K ("IBG, Inc. does not condone self-termination. Please report to the company therapist (fee: 500 credits)."). OPTIMIZED existential dread in Break Room #3 (vending machine now takes 2 fewer frames to reject your currency). ⚡ WHY THIS MATTERS: The Board has generously classified this as a...