Its the ARTIFACT patch! — Obsidian Prince Steam update #465902

We've added new and fantastic artifacts! Awesome Haircuts - Bowlcuts, Big Hair, Majestic beards, Elvis Haircut, Fake Moustache - On move attack, gain 1 more energy! Various kinds of spikey helmets! These helmets do area of effect around you when you take damage. Lucky items! Clovers, ladybugs, lucky hats & duce... Double rainbows! They all give critrate. Pet items! Pet rocks, Potted plants, Homemade slimes, Toy Cubes, Goldfish - they give a chance to spawn a minion on kill. Blood armor! Hoods, Vests, Robes, and whatnots - put together the full regalia and start spawning blood slimes whenever you take health damage. Rings of Neatness! Multiple rings will help you clean the room up as you walk around, simply by standing near to ground effects. Eyewear! Monocles, Safety Glasses, Sunglasses, Reading Glasses, and Goggles - shoot angry daggers out of your eyes on base or move attack. We've als...