IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ: Update 1.2.8(.5) (+.1. Seriously, a second edit) — Steven the Sperm Steam update #493059

Hello, you can tell by the fact I'm not cracking any jokes that this is a serious update. A particularly nasty glitch occurs on the 5th stage under certain conditions that will make it impossible to complete the stage. This update will fix the glitch for new players, but existing players should take precautions by clearing their checkpoint data: 1) On the title screen, click the "Options" question mark. 2) Under the "Checkpoints" category... ~~~~~ a) If you have checkpoints enabled, press 'no'. ~~~~~ b) If you have checkpoints disabled, press 'yes', then 'no'. After doing this, feel free to change the setting back to what it was previously. Although this will wipe your checkpoint data, it'll ensure that you won't encounter this glitch when you make it to the fifth stage. I apologize for any inconveniences this may have caused, or how many hours of grinding it might've wasted (oh, I guess...