⚔️ GAME UPDATE! Patch Notes — Version 1.5: “MINOR MADNESS? MAJOR UPGRADES.” — Click to Punch Steam update #900321

🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS"Oh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE. Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks).🔪 THREAT EROSION"Apocalyptic Threat HP? More like Apocalyptic Threat... less HP."Permanently reduce Threat HP by +0.2% per level (stacks, because why not). "Wait, isn’t this just cheating?" Shhh, it’s strategic long-term suffering.👻 SPIRIT POWER"Anyone could be the Spirit Barrage user in here!" Boost Spirit Barrage power by +1% per level (cumulative, because math is fun). You’ll notice this around level 50. Or maybe not. Just punch the s**t out of the bag.🧩 TL;DRNew "Minor Madness" page in Apocalypse Shop: long-term scaling upgrades!Erode Threat HP or buff Spirit Barrage—forever.The Shop is now officially a conspiracy board. Embrace it."Click now. Think later. The numbers only go up."