Finnish Army Simulator overview

Overview

Finnish Army Simulator comes from Please Be Patient and is published by Please Be Patient. It arrived on Steam on Jan 13, 2023, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Stats, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Finnish Army Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 1 players at 25 September 2026 - 06:10:04 UTC, with a tracked peak near 441. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 89% positive across 556 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Finnish Army Simulator is available in 2 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Finnish Army Simulator has sold up to 16,800 units and has 501 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $380,000. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Finnish Army Simulator overview details

Finnish Army Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

The current Early Access version contains +8 weeks of military service, meaning over 40 hours of scripted gameplay content! WARNING: The game contains strong language, some censored nudity and mild violence so it is best suited for adult audience. The Purpose? To provide a realistic but humorous experience of the Finnish Military Service (conscription, "intti") around the year 2011. We want you to feel nostalgic! RK-69 (pun intended), M05, hazing / bullying ("simputus"), NBC Alarms ("suojeluhälytys")… Training includes conscript favorites such as NBC gear leak testing with tear gas. And fire training with napalm, as well as the ever-present cooper test. The Catch? The player can relate to the content if she/he has been through the Finnish Army. Strong language, black humor, strict guidelines, repetitive tasks, simple core mechanics are the heart of the game. Spend your on-base days going to endless lectures, learning basic discipline and marching drill. The Mechanics? Remember those good old “track and field” type of games? How about “Tony Hawk” games? This game will feature a lot of mechanics that many will remember from their childhood. Furthermore, RPG elements like dialogues, inventory, player stats, free roaming, skill trees etc. will provide additional depth to the gameplay. Many facets of training are included as minigames. Orienteering, combat training ("taisteluammuntaharjoitus") and military drill ("sulkeisjärjestysharjoitus") among them. Marching in time with your fellows has been a staple of military training since Napoleonic times. By the 2000’s, this…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Finnish Army Simulator is listed as a game with $17.99 (40% off from $29.99). It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Stats, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, and RPG. SteamPulse's latest observation records 1 players at 25 September 2026 - 06:10:04 UTC, a tracked peak of 441, and 89% positive reviews.

Content descriptors

The game uses strong language and includes dialogue about drugs, alcohol, sex and sexuality.

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