SPSTEAMPULSELIVE ANALYTICS
Chair F*cking Simulator

Chair F*cking Simulator overview

SoSorrySoft | Jul 7, 2020 | game

Released

1players observed · 12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC

CasualIndieSimulationSteam Store

  • Latest observed players1 · 12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC
  • SteamPulse tracked peak13
  • Units sold (VGI)33,510
  • Revenue (VGI)$51,831
  • Review score94% positive

Chair F*cking Simulator dated player observations, monthly player trends, reviews, and game metadata are tracked on SteamPulse.

  • Latest observed players1 · 12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC
  • SteamPulse tracked peak13
  • Units sold (VGI)33,510
  • Revenue (VGI)$51,831
  • Review score94% positive
  • Total reviews1,091
  • Release dateJul 7, 2020
  • DeveloperSoSorrySoft
  • PublisherSoSorrySoft

Genres: Casual, Indie, Simulation

Company pages: Developer: SoSorrySoftPublisher: SoSorrySoft

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Game overview

Overview

Chair F*cking Simulator comes from SoSorrySoft and is published by SoSorrySoft. It arrived on Steam on Jul 7, 2020, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

Chair F*cking Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 1 players at 12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC, with a tracked peak near 13. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 94% positive across 1,091 reviews.

Language and system requirements

Chair F*cking Simulator is available in 1 languages including:

English

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

PlatformTypeOSProcessorMemoryGraphicsStorage
WindowsMinimumXP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.12GHz4 GB RAM512 MB460 MB available space
WindowsRecommendedNot listedNot listedNot listedNot listedNot listed

Sales, recommendations, and streams

Chair F*cking Simulator has sold up to 33,510 units and has 772 Steam recommendations. The estimated VGI revenue is $51,831. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

Detailed game overview

Chair F*cking Simulator overview details

Chair F*cking Simulator combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

ChairF*cker is an immersive, engaging gaming "experience" that helps players connect with not only themselves, but the world around them. Nowadays with phones, texting, massive pandemic events, this story needs to be told: The story of a soul, looking to reach out and connect. ChairF*cker is the story of love and loneliness in dark times. ChairF*cker is an experience where gamers get to really saddle up and settle into hardcore chair intercourse twitch gaming. Every second counts in this intense, society-challenging game. Lock on and fire away with over 100,000,000+ infinitely unique chair dating experiences until the sun dies. Enjoy the DEPTH of the story by reading chairs' dating profiles. F*ck those chairs if you want. Choose which chairs to f*ck! Call chairs on the phone! SCREAM LIKE A VERY LOUD GOAT! Open a portal to hell, but beware of what's on the other side! It's a chair! Or is it yourself. Get your gamer eggs in a tizzy with this Simulation Blast your way through 1 environment Learn the dark truth behind every Chair, what secrets unite them? Bump your way to the top of the chair pile Truly control the impact of your pelvic thrusts Menus Animation! Clicking Double clicking Save game data! Amazing! What People Are Saying about this Bustin' Simulation Technology (BST) "Well this is just going to live inside my steam account forever now, isn't it" - Barry Kramer "What have I done what have I done what have I done" - Markiplier "I'd much rather go around pretending to f*ck chairs ... over pretending to f*ck my relatives any day" -Minion_of_Luna "Finally…

SteamPulse editorial summary

Chair F*cking Simulator is listed as a game with $1.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Casual, Indie, and Simulation. SteamPulse's latest observation records 1 players at 12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC, a tracked peak of 13, and 94% positive reviews.

Overview facts

FieldValue
GameChair F*cking Simulator
Steam App ID1302800
Typegame
Release dateJul 7, 2020
DeveloperSoSorrySoft
PublisherSoSorrySoft
Price$1.99
PlatformsWindows
GenresCasual, Indie, Simulation
CategoriesSingle-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
Supported languagesEnglish
WebsiteOfficial website

Player and review overview

MetricValue
Latest observed players1 · 12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC
SteamPulse tracked peak13
Positive reviews1,023
Negative reviews68
Total reviews1,091
Positive percent94%
Review typeVery Positive
Recommendations772
Average playtimeNot available

SteamPulse record freshness

FieldValue
Steam release dateJul 7, 2020
Official Steam feed update (UTC)19 December 2024 - 06:42:23 UTC
SteamPulse last record update (UTC)12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC
Live player count updated (UTC)12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC
Store metadata updated (UTC)12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC

Content descriptors

Cartoonish references to passionate chair fucking, but no blatant genitalia. Lots of fucking cussing tho. Shit.

Highlighted achievements

AchievementDescription
A Troubling HobbyNo description
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat DoesNo description
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation SaleNo description
Abandoned By GodNo description
The Door Has Been OpenedNo description
Your Fate Is SealedNo description
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet ConcreteNo description
I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My MindNo description
Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible FateNo description
It's Not You... No Wait, It IsNo description

Support and legal notes

FieldValue
Support emailNot available
Support URLSupport page
Legal noticeNot available

References

Official and third-party reference links for checking this Steam app outside SteamPulse.

ReferenceLink
SteamPulse canonicalhttps://steampulse.org/game/1302800
Steam Storehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1302800/
Steam Communityhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/1302800
PCGamingWiki search
IGDB searchSearch IGDB for Chair F*cking Simulator

Game FAQ

Real questions answered from SteamPulse data, including live players, monthly momentum, review sentiment, regional audience signals, Twitch activity, and current Steam pricing.

What is the latest observed Steam activity for Chair F*cking Simulator?

Chair F*cking Simulator's latest SteamPulse observation records 1 players at 12 September 2026 - 09:31:19 UTC, with a tracked peak of 13 concurrent players in the available SteamPulse record. The tracked peak is the highest value stored by SteamPulse and may not cover activity from before tracking began.

Is Chair F*cking Simulator growing or declining recently?

September 2026 is still in progress. The month-to-date average is 0 players; the highest observed daily value is 1 players. Available values are provisional and will continue changing until the UTC month closes. The completed comparison month is August 2026.

What country-level audience data is available for Chair F*cking Simulator?

In the observed sample of public reviewer profiles with a visible country, the leading shares are United States (31.2%), United Kingdom (17.2%), Canada (6.5%). The separate directional player-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (27.9%), United Kingdom (13.8%), Australia (5.6%). The directional follower-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (35.5%), United Kingdom (15.5%), Canada (5.5%). The directional wishlist-region model assigns its leading shares to United States (24.9%), United Kingdom (11.5%), China (7.2%). Only the reviewer view is based on observed public profile countries; the other percentages are modeled relative weights, not verified account locations or country-level user counts.

What does the Steam review footprint look like for Chair F*cking Simulator?

Chair F*cking Simulator currently sits at 94% positive across 1,091 Steam reviews tracked by SteamPulse, including 1,023 positive reviews and 68 negative reviews. Steam labels the current review summary as Very Positive.

How much follower and Twitch attention does Chair F*cking Simulator have?

Chair F*cking Simulator currently has about 2K tracked Steam followers as of 25 January 2026 - 00:00:00 UTC. SteamPulse is not treating the current Twitch number as authoritative because the Twitch category for this app is not resolved yet or the Twitch API credentials are unavailable.

What is the current Steam price for Chair F*cking Simulator?

Chair F*cking Simulator is currently listed at $1.99 on Steam. SteamPulse uses the current store snapshot and historical price records to show whether the page is at full price or in a discounted window. Steam recommendations currently stand near 772, which helps add market context around that price.

Reviews, pricing, and metadata

Review summary

Very Positive

94% positive, 1,023 positive, 68 negative

Price and discount

$1.99

Platforms

Windows

Categories

Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing

Achievements

31

Platform releases
  • Steam 7 July 2020

DLC and packages

Chair F*cking SimulatorBuy Chair F*cking Simulator #454439$1.99

System requirements

Minimum requirements

Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1 Processor: 2GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: 512 MB Storage: 460 MB available space

Recommended requirements

Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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