SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties overview

Overview

SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties comes from Steven Stwalley, Faust Logic, Inc. and is published by Faust Logic, Inc.. It arrived on Steam on May 14, 2024, and it sits naturally among Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Online PvP, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing. SteamPulse tracks it across Windows and Steam so readers get a quick useful snapshot, not just a wall of numbers.

Players and reviews

SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties's latest SteamPulse observation recorded 0 players at 10 September 2026 - 03:53:00 UTC, with a tracked peak near 2. This peak is the highest value in the available SteamPulse record and may not include activity before tracking began. Player reaction is 100% positive across 10 reviews.

Language and system requirements

SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties is available in 1 languages including:

3 regional rating boards including dejus, steam germany, and igrs

Sales, recommendations, and streams

SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties has no public VGI unit-sales estimate available and has recommendation data pending. Revenue data is not available for this game yet. On Twitch, 0 streamers are live with around 0 total watchers.

SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties overview details

SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties combines live player counts with reviews, pricing, platform support, Store metadata, dated player history, media, recent news, and related games.

Steam Store description

Enter the Squirmish, a ridiculous rumble where card creatures clash and only the strangest survive! Draft an odd squad of warriors, with names like Kittyclops, Pompaduck and Killgor the Conqueror. Each card has its own preposterous powers, so you'll need strategy -and a bit of luck of the dice -to survive! Knock out the competition and become the beastie boss! Based on the hilarious, critically-acclaimed card-battling game. Battle bizarre and ridiculous cards in both single-player and online PVP multiplayer modes. Rumble against a horde of odd opponents created just for the videogame, such as Tutufly, Picklepuss and Beatknock. Easy to learn how to play... but with wild and varied strategies to keep play interesting for up to 92 years, 163 days, 8 hours and 22 minutes! SQUIRMISH IS NOT JUST WEIRD FUNNY, AND NOT JUST HA-HA FUNNY, IT IS SNORT-HYUK-GUFFAW-MILK-SHOOTING-OUT-OF-YOUR-NOSE FUNNY Squirmish has more crazy cartoon buffoons than you can fit in a clown-car, with some of them shouting their insane battle cries, others chattering incessantly about all sorts of obscure nonsense, and some just hypnotically wiggling their sausage-arms, seemingly summoning a chortle from deep in your guts. Indeed, Squirmish is the sort of laugh-riot that someone really ought to call the police about. THE GOAL: KNOCK OUT THREE CARDS TO WIN A GAME If you knock out three of your opponent's cards by depleting all of their hit points before your opponent knocks out three of yours, you win the game! Huzzah! AN INFINITELY-PLAYABLE GAME! While the gameplay is simple and easy-to-learn, the wild va…

SteamPulse editorial summary

SQUIRMISH: The Videogame of Brawling Beasties is listed as a game with $5.99. It supports Windows, belongs to Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Online PvP, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, and Family Sharing, and is associated with Strategy and Early Access. SteamPulse's latest observation records 0 players at 10 September 2026 - 03:53:00 UTC, a tracked peak of 2, and 100% positive reviews.

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